Isa: You are …flower.
Jake: Explain.
Isa: Makes me happy.
Jake: What do you think about my new sneakers?
Isa: What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?
Jake: Do they look-
Isa: No, they don’t look “cool”.
Isa: Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving.
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Kai: uh oh
Jake: what?
Kai: someone’s in love
Jake: yeah, right. I just think Isa’s cool. It’s not like I lay awake at night thinking of her.
Jake, later that night: oh no.
Isa: I only have 6 weeks left to live.
Jake: Oh my god, really?!
Isa: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made.
Kai: What’s your type?
Jake: Nothing too specific. Tall, brunette, hazel eyes, eats fruity loops at 4 AM, clever, beautiful-
Kai: You’re just describing Isa, aren’t you?
Jake: …maybe.
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Kai: What’s your ty-
Isa: Jake.
Isa: You're alive.
Jake: There's no need to sound so disappointed.
Jake: You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?
Isa: That’s your common sense leaving your body.