Jake: Are You Ever Going To Listen To Me?

Isa: Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

Jake: Sarcastically speaking, are we allowed this fine, elegant trademark?

Isa: Sarcasm isn’t for the weak.

Isa: Where are we going?

Jake: My place. You can sleep on the couch.

Isa: I don’t want to sleep on the couch!

Jake: Fine, you can sleep on the stove.

Isa: Having a popular best friend is cool and all, amazing actually.

Isa: Homecoming Royalty and social anxiety don’t mix.

constellations of stars, murals on city walls

i don’t see nobody but you

you’re my vice, you’re my muse

you’re the nineteenth floor view

i don’t see nobody but you

Isa: Jake, fuck off.

Isa: And by “fuck off” I mean “fuck off right back here and listen”, you insufferable prick.

Isa: I wouldn't ever admit this to Jake, but I like him. Kai: Like-like him or..? Isa: I just like him. His looks, his personality, his ability to woo girls. And the most important of all. Isa: I love him for his heart.

Isa: How do you manage to stay positive?

Jake: Delusions!

i need to update my pfp or else ppl might think I’m a bot or smth. (autocorrect changed this to math).

Jake: Any advice before Kai and I fight?

Isa: Don’t wet yourself in public.

Jake: Not the kind of advice I was looking for.

Isa: Future husband say what! Jake: What? Isa: *internally* Nailed it.