Isa: Future Husband Say What! Jake: What? Isa: *internally* Nailed It.

Isa: Future husband say what! Jake: What? Isa: *internally* Nailed it.

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2 years ago

Isa: I bet attractive people think the world is a lot more polite than it really is.


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2 years ago

Isa: Can I ask a dumb question?

Jake: Better than anyone I know.


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2 years ago

makeup on and i still look like shit.

2 years ago

Jake: Good morning!

Isa: Is it? Is it really?


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2 years ago

Isa: Jake... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.

Jake: *muffled* mm hmmm :)

Isa: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.


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2 years ago

Isa: Why can’t any of you ever clean up after yourselves?

Jake: I have a person who does that for me:

Isa: Yeah, ME.

Jake: I’m glad you agree.


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2 years ago

Jake: I feel like you don’t care about me at all.

Isa: Not true, I kept your blanket when you were gone.

Jake: Exactly! I didn’t have a blanket!

Isa: Well I’ll be damned.


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2 years ago

Jake: Anxiety? What could be giving you anxiety? Isa: Um, let's see. Every aspect of my life?


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2 years ago

Isa: Hand me the people opener.

Jake: ...

Jake: Pardon?

Isa, annoyed: The people opener! Just hand it to me!

Jake, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?

Isa: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?

Jake: Knife. It's called a knife.


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1 year ago

Hey stayblr, I've been thinking of ways we can unite to help Palestine in the current genocide. With Israel closing borders again, no aid is allowed in and local organizations on the ground urgently need our help. So, i thought of rallying to raise donations for Palestine, big or small, as every dollar counts and can truly make a difference.

Initial target : 2000 dollars ✅

‼️ Next Target : 2500 dollars.

To be split between Care for Gaza and UNRWA.

We’ll raise the target goal according to our progress!

update as of 02/06/2024- [9:57 a.m.] : 2125,41 dollars !!

For transparency, donations will be received through my Kofi, with daily updates on our progress. Here are the links to UNRWA’s and Careforgaza’s work in Gaza!

Palestinians are saying that this is the worst phase of the genocide yet. They need as much of our help as we can give them, so please, let’s all stand together for this.

If you cannot donate

- please reblog and share around!

- stream hind’s hall (all proceeds will be donated to unrwa!

here is the receipt of our first donation to UNRWA

Hey Stayblr, I've Been Thinking Of Ways We Can Unite To Help Palestine In The Current Genocide. With
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