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Israel PURPOSEFULLY targets CHILDREN in Gaza !!!!
Isa: I'm naming my TV remote Waldo for obvious reasons.
Isa: As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Isa: I feel like doing something stupid.
Jake: I’m something stupid. Do me.0
PALESTINIAN KUFIYA RAFFLE!!
I am raffling off TWO authentic kufiya’s from Palestine!! I know they are almost always sold out and I was generously sent 2, so I figured I would try to raffle them off and help a Gazan family at the same time 🤍🇵🇸
HOW TO ENTER:
Donate the equivalent of €10 (or more) to Hani’s gofundme! This is a vetted gofundme (and a friend of my dear Elios @fallahifag 🤍) and Hani needs help getting his family out of Gaza.
Once you donate send me proof of your donation and I’ll enter your username into the raffle.
EVERY €10 DONATED COUNTS AS AN ENTRY (so if you donate €10 that is one entry, €20 is two entries, etc)
My possibly out-of-reach goal is to not choose a winner until Hani’s gofundme reaches at least €10,000. I will reevaluate if that goal isn’t being reached in a reasonable amount of time. I will use a random generator to choose two winners- you must be comfortable enough to give me a name/address to mail it to if you win. It’ll basically just be first come first serve for who gets which kufiya.
Please keep donating and FREE PALESTINE 🤍🇵🇸
FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸.
Jake: This room hasn’t been sprayed, are you sure you can sleep here tonight?
Isa: For the last time, yes! I’m not a little kid jeez.
Jake: oKay then, goodnight!
- Later during the night
Isa rushing into Jake’s room and landing on him: JAKE!!!! There’s a spider!
Jake, startled: What the fuck Isa?
Isa: *buries her head into Jake’s chest*
Jake: *sighs* Told you you couldn’t sleep in there.
Jake: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Isa: A stick.
Isa: *sees someone doing something stupid*
Isa: What an idiot.
Isa: *realizes it's Jake*
Isa: Wait, that's MY idiot!
im fucking tired, ill do the rest tomorrow. also i have a new series coming up called Pancakes for Dinner so yeah. I think ill explain all that tomorrow
