Isa: I Feel Like Doing Something Stupid.

“no one else can break my heart like you.”

I have just realized that Isa and Jake are the highlight of my life. I’m writing a book about them and now I can’t stop laughing.

Isa: Dear life, when I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.

Jake: *accidentally eats something too spicy so his eyes start to water*

Isa: Jake, look at me. It's okay. I would die for you. I love you so much. You're the best person I know.

Jake: I'm not crying?

Isa, hugging Jake’s head: Shush baby, it's okay. Kai is here and he loves you with his whole heart.

Isa: I used to be able to pull all-nighters, but now i can barely pull all-dayers.

Kai: Are you in love with Jake? Isa: *sweats* ....no? Kai: The why did you draw I + J in hearts everywhere? Isa: It stands for identity juvenile. Jake: *appears out of nowhere* She's totally in love with Kai.

Jake: You can’t set all your problems on fire.

Isa: You’d be surprised by how many things are flammable.

Jake: You are the result of 4 billion years of evolution. So act like it.

Isa: Love is like a fart. If you force it, you're going to make a mess.

Jake: This room hasn’t been sprayed, are you sure you can sleep here tonight?

Isa: For the last time, yes! I’m not a little kid jeez.

Jake: oKay then, goodnight!

- Later during the night

Isa rushing into Jake’s room and landing on him: JAKE!!!! There’s a spider!

Jake, startled: What the fuck Isa?

Isa: *buries her head into Jake’s chest*

Jake: *sighs* Told you you couldn’t sleep in there.