Jake: If You Turn A Pizza Inside Out, Is It Still Called A Pizza Or?
Jake: If you turn a pizza inside out, is it still called a pizza or?
Isa: That’s technically spaghetti.
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Jake, about Isa: I do sort of like it when she's rude to me. Hopefully that's more of a psychological defect than a weird sexual thing.
Jake: What is the definition of love?
Isa: Love is a good deal. Bargain shopping for ice cream.
Jake:
Isa: Or escaping from communist China. Either way works fine.
“she got the best of you, part of me always knew.”
Isa: My smartphone changes "lol" to "LOL" making me sound more amused than I actually am.
Isa: You are …flower.
Jake: Explain.
Isa: Makes me happy.
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Jake: Are you ever going to listen to me?
Isa: Yes. Absolutely.
Jake: When?
Isa: When you're right.
Kai: Are you in love with Jake? Isa: *sweats* ....no? Kai: The why did you draw I + J in hearts everywhere? Isa: It stands for identity juvenile. Jake: *appears out of nowhere* She's totally in love with Kai.
Isa: What does a relationship feel like? Jake: Butterflies in your stomach and the thought of protecting someone you care about. Isa: Okay, then what? Jake: Cocoon them so they can't leave. Jake: Mutual relationships.
Job interviewer: And where would you see yourself in five years' time, Isa?
Isa: Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening.
