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Well anyways to distract myself from the shit I went through on Thursday, I'm going to post pictures from it!

Yes me, Stoja, I was at the stadium when we played the game. Regardless of the result it was probably one of the best experiences I've had regarding football

ALSO JURANOVIĆ WAVED AT ME GUYS DJFVSKDBDK

They're ass I know but it is what it is

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

I don't condone the actions of any fans that act fucking stupid and hateful, but this is ridiculous. HNS and the Croatian nt can't stop the people from acting like assholes. Fine the people who did those things, not the god damn organization.

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

escape reality to these sweet sons and still hope that one day my babies taste the long-awaited (and absolutely deserved) victory that they don't have to suffer anymore i think only of them every damn day

josko dresses horribly, a thread.

these are so bad i wanna give him a zero... but i cant do that so i give him a one.

somebody get this man a stylist or smth cause this shit is horrendous and absolute ass. HIS SISTERS LET HIM GO OUT DRESSED LIKE THIS.

— efendim zika mlaz

Other players wishing Perišić a good recovery:

Get back better and stronger brother! 💪🥰

Meanwhile Rakitić:

Hey FATASS, hope you get better soon! 😁

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

I don't know about your blogs, BUT THIS IS AN ERLING HAALAND APPRECIATION BLOG! WE FUCKING LOVE ERLING HAALAND AROUND HERE!!!

No but fr how can you hate this man? He's a silly little guy who likes to play Minecraft and eat Kebab pizza. Haaland girls rise up!

szobo lovers rise up!!! please!!!!!! i been a szobo girlie since his leipzig days!!!! PLS HE IS SO HDOEJDKSKDNDJKSSNN *FOAMS AT THE MOUTH*

— efendim zika mlaz

GUYS GUYS GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS THAT'S RIGHT IT'S LUKAS BIRTHDAY EVERYONE WISH LUKA A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Wishing our dearest captain all the best in life and many more moments on the field. Happy birthday Luka <3

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

I wasn't at a risk of a heart attack for the first time in my football watching career <3

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

can't believe i'm watching a croatia nt match and i'm not stressed

the cuntafication and flopafication of the national team. i know whats up my bretherin. #speaking from the heart

— efendim zika mlaz

croatia truthers rise up. we got a tournament to be delusional about soon.

we will win that shit aint that right??? NEVA BACK DOWN NEVA WHAT??🗣🗣NEVA GIVE UP!!!!

— efendim zika mlaki

"Man I hope that Gvardiol and Kovačić are doing alright in Man City"

What Joško and Kova are doing (most likely) in man city:

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

(Listen Jack doesn't know what England looks like on a map, it's not a big stretch to say he doesn't know Croatia exists/j)

thank you @xdominiklivakovicx for the tag, appreciate the interaction brotha! BD

name:

🐈Stojan

🐈‍⬛zika, žičomir, ziki, mlaz, veliki mlaz, mlaki.... anything goes

sign:

🐈Aries sun, Aquarius moon and Leo rising

🐈‍⬛cancer sun, sagittarius moon, sagittarius rising, i was an astrology bitch a while back ya see

time:

exactly 7pm lol

favorite band / artist:

🐈Ayesha Erotica

🐈‍⬛magazin, plavi orkestar, crvena jabuka, krankšvester, ayesha erotica, lady gaga, britney spears, tv girl

last movie:

🐈Legally blonde

🐈‍⬛shes the man

last show:

🐈Big bang theory

🐈‍⬛jujutsu kaisen season 2

when we created this blog:

6th july 2023

other blongs:

not applicable

do we get asks:

🐈No

🐈‍⬛uh we got like one methinks

followers:

20

average hours of sleep:

🐈12

🐈‍⬛5-6 max during the schoolyear its around 4-5h

instruments:

🐈None

🐈‍⬛sorrey na im untalented lol

what im wearing: 0

🐈Shorts and tank top, both black

🐈‍⬛black kappa track pants and an old ass crusted black esprit shirt

dream job:

🐈Medical laboratory diagnostican

🐈‍⬛english professor for the convenience and relative leisure but id prefer to be a journalist for the bigger pay

dream trip:

🐈Trip across all Europe or a big trip across Scandinavian countries

🐈‍⬛japan, south korea and idk anywhere in europe

tagging:

@lonely-salamander @ditezadarsko @adonislovesurmommwah @sorceresski @moonystoes @ysommer

🌺💜 SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING 💜🌺

thank you so much!!! sorry for the late response, neither of us couldnt figure out how to answer these :,) </3

first ask on this blog yo

— efendim zičo mlaki

unwavering 牢固たる

No world cup? Don't worry there is someone who can fix that.

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

Average Croatia nt activities

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

how zika and stojan (us, talking abt myself in third person babes) look like watchin national team games and they miss once WHEN THEY CLEARLY HAD A FUCKING CHANCE OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

(nations league pov)

limeni is me and i am limeni. iykyk.

— efendim zika mlaz

Rules: Put 10 comfort movies and tag 10 people!

Tagged by: @xdominiklivakovicx and @lonely-salamander

Zikas top 10 comfort movies:

1. iron man

2. mean girls

3. infinity war

4. sisterhood of the traveling pants

5. legally blonde

6. howls moving castle

7. my neighbor totoro

8. spirited away

9. princess mononoke

10. avengers

my taste is COOKED babes and i need to be institutionalized amen thank you

Stojas top 10 comfort movies:

1. Infinity war

2. Ana Karenina

3. Come and see

4. Man from U.N.C.L.E.

5. Barbie

6. Legally Blond

7. Avengers

8. Django unchained

9. All quiet on the western front

10. Princess Mononoke

I refuse to be happy when watching movies as you can see

We are tagging: @moonystoes @ysommer @gvardiol @vatreniworld @livakovicu-dusa-nasa @luka--magic @adonislovesurmommwah @ditezadarsko @lovren-la-vida-luka @mariomandzos

chad based real croatia nt fan (we are all him)

once smoked a pack and cried after a loss, will happen again probably

— efendim zičomir mlaz

Welp it looks like Courtois fucked up his leg for a while now, y'all know what this mean...

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

HOW COULD MY LIFE NOT BE CHANGED???? HELLO??? LOOK AT THEM???????? BABYGIRLS ALL AROUND LUV!!!!!!!

— efendim zika mlaz

Dumb, dumber and peepaw

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

WHERE is ramos going please someone give him a JOB he’s UNEMPLOYED and he hasnt put a shirt on since psg he said its either a jersey or im NAKED

average croatia national team fan + EL LIVIIIIIIIIIIII

— efendim zika mlaz

RAMOS BARBIE TRUTHERS MAKE SOME NOISE!!

Have a video I created with the shittiest rented house wifi on this earth.

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

gay tier list bc i love makin these

idk why the tier list gave sosa and orsic these musty ass pics nawwe

— efendim zika mlaz

mateo singing to haaland for his birthday took me out

I found this in my gallery and refuse to explain any context behind it

- efendim Stojan Šmrk