Have A Video I Created With The Shittiest Rented House Wifi On This Earth.

me when i realize the lamp looks a lil too flat and that i am in fact not married to dominik szoboszlai and we dont have 4 kids

no idea where this convo is headed but i love it

Whoever wins gets to officially claim Tesla as their own scientist.

GUYS GUYS GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS THAT'S RIGHT IT'S LUKAS BIRTHDAY EVERYONE WISH LUKA A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Wishing our dearest captain all the best in life and many more moments on the field. Happy birthday Luka <3

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

the cuntafication and flopafication of the national team. i know whats up my bretherin. #speaking from the heart

— efendim zika mlaz

General introduction to the leaders of Crocvnts:

efendim zika mlaz

Nicknames: Zičomir, Zika, Mlaz

Pronouns: she/her

Nationality: Croatian

Age: 18

Favorite players: Dominik Livaković, Sergio Ramos, Ricardo Kaká, Yassine Bono, João Félix, Dani Olmo, Lovro Majer, Dominik Szoboszlai (obvious)

Favorite clubs: Dinamo Zagreb, LEICESTER CITY, AC Milan, RB Leipzig (im sorry), Union Berlin

efendim stojan šmrk

Nicknames: Stoja | Stojan | Šmrk

Pronouns: she/her

Nationality: 🇭🇷

Age: 18

Favorite players: 1. Luka Modrić, 2. Sergio Ramos, 3. Dominik Livaković

Favorite club: Real Madrid

General info about the blog

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This is a semi satire blog (the down badness isn't satire). It's run by two people aka Zika Mlaz and Stojan Šmrk. This blog is used to share our personal thoughts and random shit we find relating to the cro nt or football players we like, or literally whatever we want. Before you say you are concerned for us, know that we are too <3.

Most importantly don't take anything here to heart this is literally a joke fan blog so please don't be stupid :)

this ma boy jesse (djesaner, djesonja, jeso, jopo, pouf, mustafa, majmun) watching an old ass dinamo game yes baturina is his fav

im expecting dinamo to win and if they dont i will never recover (theyre playing ass as per usual🗿)

have some dinamo memes bcs this is a dinamo lover blog

EDIT: LETS GOOOO BATURINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

— efendim zika mlaz

EMILIANO MARTINEZ WON THE FUCKING YASHIN TROPHY ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. IS THIS IS A JOKE FIFA? CUZ I'M NOT FUCKING LAUGHING.

ah yes me and my 150cm tall livi cardboard cutout that i got for my birthday from stoja

– efendim zika mlaz

THEY'RE FEEDING HIM PANCAKES WITH LINO LADA