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If we win the 2nd place at Euros I think I'm genuinely going to have a mental breakdown

what if i kill myself

I'm so desperate foe them to win that I'll turn back to catholicism. I just need my pookies to win.

-Efendim Stojan

WE WON. WE WON A TOURNAMENT. A NATIONAL TOURNAMENT. LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm sorry BUT WHO THE FUCK APPROVED OF THE NEW JERSEY DESIGNS??? THEY'RE SO UGLY.

Okay I actually like the blue one but the red and white one is ATROCIOUS. IT REMINDS ME OF WHEN COMPANIES MAKE THEIR LOGOS MORE MINIMALISTIC FOR NO REASON.

Like...

THEY'RE NOT CUNTY ANYMORE 😭

Mitski wrote "I bet on losing dogs" in 2016 so I can listen to it whenever the Croatian nt loses a game.

I love being petty <3

they have no fashion sense whatsoever so i dress them instead

ik these r a bit too fashionable 4 a straight man 2 wear outside but how many fucks do i give? nun

- efendim zika mlaki

My friend: what do you want for Christmas?

Me: I want Jude Bellingham, naked and oiled up under my Christmas tree (haha I said that as a joke of course guys I wasn't serious (I was serious))

My friend: ... I'll see what I can do...

WHAT SHE DID:

SHE MADE A FUCKING CLAY SCULPTURE OF JUDE 😭😭😭

god the list is so long

Happy world cup anniversary to others, not to us cuz here at crocvnts we are haters! <3

Happy world cup anniversary to others, not to us cuz here at crocvnts we are haters! <3

I FUCKING LOVE ROBERT LEWANDOWSKI HE'S FUCKING AMAZING RAAAAAAA-

Average conversation for croatian NT during 2018 world cup

A bit late but happy anniversary to one of the happiest nights we experienced. <3

How I felt watching tonight's Euros 2024 draw

"He's old enough to be your dad", fuck, you're right... 😭

no idea where this convo is headed but i love it

Whoever wins gets to officially claim Tesla as their own scientist.

Zakomplicirat će te vi moje srčane probleme.

Luka Modrić: “Mi si u kvalifikacijama volimo malo zakomplicirat.”

Truer words have never been spoken

translation: Croatia is playing today

me when i realize the lamp looks a lil too flat and that i am in fact not married to dominik szoboszlai and we dont have 4 kids

HE JUMPS

THEY'RE FEEDING HIM PANCAKES WITH LINO LADA

GUYS GUYS GUYS IT LOOKED AT ME FIRST I SWEAR-

Me, looking my friend straight in the eyes while buying two croatian nt related books at Interliber: Don't you dare comment on this or tell this to anyone.

Then she proceeded to give me the most judgmental stare ever.

Anyways the books I bought xoxo (I'm so normal)

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

Oh I am SOOOOOO DEFINITELY 100% REAL NO CAP normal about this man. No weird intensions or particular thoughts about him...

So normal.

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

I. Am. So. Normal. About. Him. I. Don't. Know. What. You. Mean. By. Daddy. Issues.

If fifa doesn't want to give him the trophy, I will

You know what I remembered when I saw the results? THIS:

The only thing Martinez had going for him the whole season? World cup. And Livaković outdid him at the only thing he was decent at.

And what's Livakovićs placement on the results for the best goalkeeper of 2023?

7th. Livaković was 7th.

I don't even know what to say anymore. Fuck FIFA.

Have a good night folks, cuz mine if surely fucking ruined.

EMILIANO MARTINEZ WON THE FUCKING YASHIN TROPHY ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. IS THIS IS A JOKE FIFA? CUZ I'M NOT FUCKING LAUGHING.

Joškos and Sosas only comebacks to anything are "I fucked your mom" because they are no better than 12 year olds.

(translation: me, Sosas mom)

- efendim Zika Mlaz