Average Conversation For Croatian NT During 2018 World Cup

I'm so desperate foe them to win that I'll turn back to catholicism. I just need my pookies to win.

-Efendim Stojan

no idea where this convo is headed but i love it

I found this in my gallery and refuse to explain any context behind it

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

unwavering 牢固たる

they have no fashion sense whatsoever so i dress them instead

ik these r a bit too fashionable 4 a straight man 2 wear outside but how many fucks do i give? nun

- efendim zika mlaki

I wasn't at a risk of a heart attack for the first time in my football watching career <3

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

can't believe i'm watching a croatia nt match and i'm not stressed

Happy world cup anniversary to others, not to us cuz here at crocvnts we are haters! <3

"Man I hope that Gvardiol and Kovačić are doing alright in Man City"

What Joško and Kova are doing (most likely) in man city:

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

(Listen Jack doesn't know what England looks like on a map, it's not a big stretch to say he doesn't know Croatia exists/j)

Average Croatia nt activities

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

"He's old enough to be your dad", fuck, you're right... 😭