I Found This In My Gallery And Refuse To Explain Any Context Behind It

I wasn't at a risk of a heart attack for the first time in my football watching career <3

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

can't believe i'm watching a croatia nt match and i'm not stressed

People judging me and asking "why him???" has happened and will continue to happen to me but honestly I'mma keep defending the fact that Luka is handsome till the day I die.

- efendim stojan šmrk

Whoever wins gets to officially claim Tesla as their own scientist.

name a better duo (you cant)

— efendim zika mlaz

this ma boy jesse (djesaner, djesonja, jeso, jopo, pouf, mustafa, majmun) watching an old ass dinamo game yes baturina is his fav

im expecting dinamo to win and if they dont i will never recover (theyre playing ass as per usual🗿)

have some dinamo memes bcs this is a dinamo lover blog

EDIT: LETS GOOOO BATURINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

— efendim zika mlaz

do y'all really think minors don't read the fanfics y'all write?? 💀💀

HOW COULD MY LIFE NOT BE CHANGED???? HELLO??? LOOK AT THEM???????? BABYGIRLS ALL AROUND LUV!!!!!!!

— efendim zika mlaz

Zakomplicirat će te vi moje srčane probleme.

Luka Modrić: “Mi si u kvalifikacijama volimo malo zakomplicirat.”

Truer words have never been spoken

I'm so desperate foe them to win that I'll turn back to catholicism. I just need my pookies to win.

-Efendim Stojan

General introduction to the leaders of Crocvnts:

efendim zika mlaz

Nicknames: Zičomir, Zika, Mlaz

Pronouns: she/her

Nationality: Croatian

Age: 18

Favorite players: Dominik Livaković, Sergio Ramos, Ricardo Kaká, Yassine Bono, João Félix, Dani Olmo, Lovro Majer, Dominik Szoboszlai (obvious)

Favorite clubs: Dinamo Zagreb, LEICESTER CITY, AC Milan, RB Leipzig (im sorry), Union Berlin

efendim stojan šmrk

Nicknames: Stoja | Stojan | Šmrk

Pronouns: she/her

Nationality: 🇭🇷

Age: 18

Favorite players: 1. Luka Modrić, 2. Sergio Ramos, 3. Dominik Livaković

Favorite club: Real Madrid

General info about the blog

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This is a semi satire blog (the down badness isn't satire). It's run by two people aka Zika Mlaz and Stojan Šmrk. This blog is used to share our personal thoughts and random shit we find relating to the cro nt or football players we like, or literally whatever we want. Before you say you are concerned for us, know that we are too <3.

Most importantly don't take anything here to heart this is literally a joke fan blog so please don't be stupid :)