WHAT SHE DID:

Dumb, dumber and peepaw

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

Me, looking my friend straight in the eyes while buying two croatian nt related books at Interliber: Don't you dare comment on this or tell this to anyone.

Then she proceeded to give me the most judgmental stare ever.

Anyways the books I bought xoxo (I'm so normal)

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

name a better duo (you cant)

— efendim zika mlaz

translation: Croatia is playing today

my face seeing grown men reunite to kick a ball around for a living: 🥹

how zika and stojan (us, talking abt myself in third person babes) look like watchin national team games and they miss once WHEN THEY CLEARLY HAD A FUCKING CHANCE OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

(nations league pov)

limeni is me and i am limeni. iykyk.

— efendim zika mlaz

chad based real croatia nt fan (we are all him)

once smoked a pack and cried after a loss, will happen again probably

— efendim zičomir mlaz

I don't even know what to say anymore. Fuck FIFA.

Have a good night folks, cuz mine if surely fucking ruined.

Joškos and Sosas only comebacks to anything are "I fucked your mom" because they are no better than 12 year olds.

(translation: me, Sosas mom)

- efendim Zika Mlaz

I FUCKING LOVE ROBERT LEWANDOWSKI HE'S FUCKING AMAZING RAAAAAAA-