Dumb, Dumber And Peepaw

GUYS GUYS GUYS IT LOOKED AT ME FIRST I SWEAR-

HOW COULD MY LIFE NOT BE CHANGED???? HELLO??? LOOK AT THEM???????? BABYGIRLS ALL AROUND LUV!!!!!!!

— efendim zika mlaz

No world cup? Don't worry there is someone who can fix that.

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

szobo lovers rise up!!! please!!!!!! i been a szobo girlie since his leipzig days!!!! PLS HE IS SO HDOEJDKSKDNDJKSSNN *FOAMS AT THE MOUTH*

— efendim zika mlaz

Average Croatia nt activities

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

Me, looking my friend straight in the eyes while buying two croatian nt related books at Interliber: Don't you dare comment on this or tell this to anyone.

Then she proceeded to give me the most judgmental stare ever.

Anyways the books I bought xoxo (I'm so normal)

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

GUYS GUYS GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS THAT'S RIGHT IT'S LUKAS BIRTHDAY EVERYONE WISH LUKA A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Wishing our dearest captain all the best in life and many more moments on the field. Happy birthday Luka <3

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

god the list is so long

my face seeing grown men reunite to kick a ball around for a living: 🥹

General introduction to the leaders of Crocvnts:

efendim zika mlaz

Nicknames: Zičomir, Zika, Mlaz

Pronouns: she/her

Nationality: Croatian

Age: 18

Favorite players: Dominik Livaković, Sergio Ramos, Ricardo Kaká, Yassine Bono, João Félix, Dani Olmo, Lovro Majer, Dominik Szoboszlai (obvious)

Favorite clubs: Dinamo Zagreb, LEICESTER CITY, AC Milan, RB Leipzig (im sorry), Union Berlin

efendim stojan šmrk

Nicknames: Stoja | Stojan | Šmrk

Pronouns: she/her

Nationality: 🇭🇷

Age: 18

Favorite players: 1. Luka Modrić, 2. Sergio Ramos, 3. Dominik Livaković

Favorite club: Real Madrid

General info about the blog

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This is a semi satire blog (the down badness isn't satire). It's run by two people aka Zika Mlaz and Stojan Šmrk. This blog is used to share our personal thoughts and random shit we find relating to the cro nt or football players we like, or literally whatever we want. Before you say you are concerned for us, know that we are too <3.

Most importantly don't take anything here to heart this is literally a joke fan blog so please don't be stupid :)