No World Cup? Don't Worry There Is Someone Who Can Fix That.

how zika and stojan (us, talking abt myself in third person babes) look like watchin national team games and they miss once WHEN THEY CLEARLY HAD A FUCKING CHANCE OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

(nations league pov)

limeni is me and i am limeni. iykyk.

— efendim zika mlaz

Other players wishing Perišić a good recovery:

Get back better and stronger brother! 💪🥰

Meanwhile Rakitić:

Hey FATASS, hope you get better soon! 😁

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

szobo lovers rise up!!! please!!!!!! i been a szobo girlie since his leipzig days!!!! PLS HE IS SO HDOEJDKSKDNDJKSSNN *FOAMS AT THE MOUTH*

— efendim zika mlaz

I don't condone the actions of any fans that act fucking stupid and hateful, but this is ridiculous. HNS and the Croatian nt can't stop the people from acting like assholes. Fine the people who did those things, not the god damn organization.

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

RAMOS BARBIE TRUTHERS MAKE SOME NOISE!!

Joškos and Sosas only comebacks to anything are "I fucked your mom" because they are no better than 12 year olds.

(translation: me, Sosas mom)

- efendim Zika Mlaz

"Man I hope that Gvardiol and Kovačić are doing alright in Man City"

What Joško and Kova are doing (most likely) in man city:

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

(Listen Jack doesn't know what England looks like on a map, it's not a big stretch to say he doesn't know Croatia exists/j)

Average conversation for croatian NT during 2018 world cup

Happy world cup anniversary to others, not to us cuz here at crocvnts we are haters! <3

Have a video I created with the shittiest rented house wifi on this earth.

- efendim Stojan Šmrk