How Zika And Stojan (us, Talking Abt Myself In Third Person Babes) Look Like Watchin National Team Games

thank you @xdominiklivakovicx for the tag, appreciate the interaction brotha! BD

name:

🐈Stojan

🐈‍⬛zika, žičomir, ziki, mlaz, veliki mlaz, mlaki.... anything goes

sign:

🐈Aries sun, Aquarius moon and Leo rising

🐈‍⬛cancer sun, sagittarius moon, sagittarius rising, i was an astrology bitch a while back ya see

time:

exactly 7pm lol

favorite band / artist:

🐈Ayesha Erotica

🐈‍⬛magazin, plavi orkestar, crvena jabuka, krankšvester, ayesha erotica, lady gaga, britney spears, tv girl

last movie:

🐈Legally blonde

🐈‍⬛shes the man

last show:

🐈Big bang theory

🐈‍⬛jujutsu kaisen season 2

when we created this blog:

6th july 2023

other blongs:

not applicable

do we get asks:

🐈No

🐈‍⬛uh we got like one methinks

followers:

20

average hours of sleep:

🐈12

🐈‍⬛5-6 max during the schoolyear its around 4-5h

instruments:

🐈None

🐈‍⬛sorrey na im untalented lol

what im wearing: 0

🐈Shorts and tank top, both black

🐈‍⬛black kappa track pants and an old ass crusted black esprit shirt

dream job:

🐈Medical laboratory diagnostican

🐈‍⬛english professor for the convenience and relative leisure but id prefer to be a journalist for the bigger pay

dream trip:

🐈Trip across all Europe or a big trip across Scandinavian countries

🐈‍⬛japan, south korea and idk anywhere in europe

tagging:

@lonely-salamander @ditezadarsko @adonislovesurmommwah @sorceresski @moonystoes @ysommer

EMILIANO MARTINEZ WON THE FUCKING YASHIN TROPHY ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. IS THIS IS A JOKE FIFA? CUZ I'M NOT FUCKING LAUGHING.

Joškos and Sosas only comebacks to anything are "I fucked your mom" because they are no better than 12 year olds.

(translation: me, Sosas mom)

- efendim Zika Mlaz

unwavering 牢固たる

HE JUMPS

If fifa doesn't want to give him the trophy, I will

You know what I remembered when I saw the results? THIS:

The only thing Martinez had going for him the whole season? World cup. And Livaković outdid him at the only thing he was decent at.

And what's Livakovićs placement on the results for the best goalkeeper of 2023?

7th. Livaković was 7th.

my face seeing grown men reunite to kick a ball around for a living: 🥹

they have no fashion sense whatsoever so i dress them instead

ik these r a bit too fashionable 4 a straight man 2 wear outside but how many fucks do i give? nun

- efendim zika mlaki

My friend: what do you want for Christmas?

Me: I want Jude Bellingham, naked and oiled up under my Christmas tree (haha I said that as a joke of course guys I wasn't serious (I was serious))

My friend: ... I'll see what I can do...

WHAT SHE DID:

SHE MADE A FUCKING CLAY SCULPTURE OF JUDE 😭😭😭

Average Croatia nt activities

- efendim Stojan Šmrk