If We Win The 2nd Place At Euros I Think I'm Genuinely Going To Have A Mental Breakdown

no idea where this convo is headed but i love it

Welp it looks like Courtois fucked up his leg for a while now, y'all know what this mean...

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

the cuntafication and flopafication of the national team. i know whats up my bretherin. #speaking from the heart

— efendim zika mlaz

EMILIANO MARTINEZ WON THE FUCKING YASHIN TROPHY ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. IS THIS IS A JOKE FIFA? CUZ I'M NOT FUCKING LAUGHING.

My friend: what do you want for Christmas?

Me: I want Jude Bellingham, naked and oiled up under my Christmas tree (haha I said that as a joke of course guys I wasn't serious (I was serious))

My friend: ... I'll see what I can do...

WHAT SHE DID:

SHE MADE A FUCKING CLAY SCULPTURE OF JUDE 😭😭😭

I don't even know what to say anymore. Fuck FIFA.

Have a good night folks, cuz mine if surely fucking ruined.

HOW COULD MY LIFE NOT BE CHANGED???? HELLO??? LOOK AT THEM???????? BABYGIRLS ALL AROUND LUV!!!!!!!

— efendim zika mlaz

i have failed my zagorje forefathers who have fought against the hungarians in the 19th century im so sorry yall im willing to betray the motherland for this mf

- efendim zika mlaz

so sad he left leipzig for liverpool but what can u do B( BADDIES AINT 4EVA🗿

"He's old enough to be your dad", fuck, you're right... 😭

croatia truthers rise up. we got a tournament to be delusional about soon.

we will win that shit aint that right??? NEVA BACK DOWN NEVA WHAT??🗣🗣NEVA GIVE UP!!!!

— efendim zika mlaki