Latest Posts by crocvnts - Page 3

this ma boy jesse (djesaner, djesonja, jeso, jopo, pouf, mustafa, majmun) watching an old ass dinamo game yes baturina is his fav

im expecting dinamo to win and if they dont i will never recover (theyre playing ass as per usual🗿)

have some dinamo memes bcs this is a dinamo lover blog

EDIT: LETS GOOOO BATURINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

— efendim zika mlaz

my face seeing grown men reunite to kick a ball around for a living: 🥹

i have failed my zagorje forefathers who have fought against the hungarians in the 19th century im so sorry yall im willing to betray the motherland for this mf

- efendim zika mlaz

so sad he left leipzig for liverpool but what can u do B( BADDIES AINT 4EVA🗿

If Sergio Ramos was an animal, he would be a pitbull named Daisy.

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

The feminine urge to be their problematic young girlfriend

ah yes me and my 150cm tall livi cardboard cutout that i got for my birthday from stoja

– efendim zika mlaz

People judging me and asking "why him???" has happened and will continue to happen to me but honestly I'mma keep defending the fact that Luka is handsome till the day I die.

- efendim stojan šmrk

General introduction to the leaders of Crocvnts:

efendim zika mlaz

Nicknames: Zičomir, Zika, Mlaz

Pronouns: she/her

Nationality: Croatian

Age: 18

Favorite players: Dominik Livaković, Sergio Ramos, Ricardo Kaká, Yassine Bono, João Félix, Dani Olmo, Lovro Majer, Dominik Szoboszlai (obvious)

Favorite clubs: Dinamo Zagreb, LEICESTER CITY, AC Milan, RB Leipzig (im sorry), Union Berlin

efendim stojan šmrk

Nicknames: Stoja | Stojan | Šmrk

Pronouns: she/her

Nationality: 🇭🇷

Age: 18

Favorite players: 1. Luka Modrić, 2. Sergio Ramos, 3. Dominik Livaković

Favorite club: Real Madrid

General info about the blog

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This is a semi satire blog (the down badness isn't satire). It's run by two people aka Zika Mlaz and Stojan Šmrk. This blog is used to share our personal thoughts and random shit we find relating to the cro nt or football players we like, or literally whatever we want. Before you say you are concerned for us, know that we are too <3.

Most importantly don't take anything here to heart this is literally a joke fan blog so please don't be stupid :)

do y'all really think minors don't read the fanfics y'all write?? 💀💀

name a better duo (you cant)

— efendim zika mlaz