The Feminine Urge To Be Their Problematic Young Girlfriend

GUYS GUYS GUYS IT LOOKED AT ME FIRST I SWEAR-

mateo singing to haaland for his birthday took me out

HOW COULD MY LIFE NOT BE CHANGED???? HELLO??? LOOK AT THEM???????? BABYGIRLS ALL AROUND LUV!!!!!!!

— efendim zika mlaz

escape reality to these sweet sons and still hope that one day my babies taste the long-awaited (and absolutely deserved) victory that they don't have to suffer anymore i think only of them every damn day

no idea where this convo is headed but i love it

General introduction to the leaders of Crocvnts:

efendim zika mlaz

Nicknames: Zičomir, Zika, Mlaz

Pronouns: she/her

Nationality: Croatian

Age: 18

Favorite players: Dominik Livaković, Sergio Ramos, Ricardo Kaká, Yassine Bono, João Félix, Dani Olmo, Lovro Majer, Dominik Szoboszlai (obvious)

Favorite clubs: Dinamo Zagreb, LEICESTER CITY, AC Milan, RB Leipzig (im sorry), Union Berlin

efendim stojan šmrk

Nicknames: Stoja | Stojan | Šmrk

Pronouns: she/her

Nationality: 🇭🇷

Age: 18

Favorite players: 1. Luka Modrić, 2. Sergio Ramos, 3. Dominik Livaković

Favorite club: Real Madrid

General info about the blog

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This is a semi satire blog (the down badness isn't satire). It's run by two people aka Zika Mlaz and Stojan Šmrk. This blog is used to share our personal thoughts and random shit we find relating to the cro nt or football players we like, or literally whatever we want. Before you say you are concerned for us, know that we are too <3.

Most importantly don't take anything here to heart this is literally a joke fan blog so please don't be stupid :)

god the list is so long

szobo lovers rise up!!! please!!!!!! i been a szobo girlie since his leipzig days!!!! PLS HE IS SO HDOEJDKSKDNDJKSSNN *FOAMS AT THE MOUTH*

— efendim zika mlaz

how zika and stojan (us, talking abt myself in third person babes) look like watchin national team games and they miss once WHEN THEY CLEARLY HAD A FUCKING CHANCE OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

(nations league pov)

limeni is me and i am limeni. iykyk.

— efendim zika mlaz

How I felt watching tonight's Euros 2024 draw