WHERE Is Ramos Going Please Someone Give Him A JOB He’s UNEMPLOYED And He Hasnt Put A Shirt On Since

I don't know about your blogs, BUT THIS IS AN ERLING HAALAND APPRECIATION BLOG! WE FUCKING LOVE ERLING HAALAND AROUND HERE!!!

No but fr how can you hate this man? He's a silly little guy who likes to play Minecraft and eat Kebab pizza. Haaland girls rise up!

If fifa doesn't want to give him the trophy, I will

You know what I remembered when I saw the results? THIS:

The only thing Martinez had going for him the whole season? World cup. And Livaković outdid him at the only thing he was decent at.

And what's Livakovićs placement on the results for the best goalkeeper of 2023?

7th. Livaković was 7th.

Rules: Put 10 comfort movies and tag 10 people!

Tagged by: @xdominiklivakovicx and @lonely-salamander

Zikas top 10 comfort movies:

1. iron man

2. mean girls

3. infinity war

4. sisterhood of the traveling pants

5. legally blonde

6. howls moving castle

7. my neighbor totoro

8. spirited away

9. princess mononoke

10. avengers

my taste is COOKED babes and i need to be institutionalized amen thank you

Stojas top 10 comfort movies:

1. Infinity war

2. Ana Karenina

3. Come and see

4. Man from U.N.C.L.E.

5. Barbie

6. Legally Blond

7. Avengers

8. Django unchained

9. All quiet on the western front

10. Princess Mononoke

I refuse to be happy when watching movies as you can see

We are tagging: @moonystoes @ysommer @gvardiol @vatreniworld @livakovicu-dusa-nasa @luka--magic @adonislovesurmommwah @ditezadarsko @lovren-la-vida-luka @mariomandzos

they have no fashion sense whatsoever so i dress them instead

ik these r a bit too fashionable 4 a straight man 2 wear outside but how many fucks do i give? nun

- efendim zika mlaki

THEY'RE FEEDING HIM PANCAKES WITH LINO LADA

How I felt watching tonight's Euros 2024 draw

HOW COULD MY LIFE NOT BE CHANGED???? HELLO??? LOOK AT THEM???????? BABYGIRLS ALL AROUND LUV!!!!!!!

— efendim zika mlaz

General introduction to the leaders of Crocvnts:

efendim zika mlaz

Nicknames: Zičomir, Zika, Mlaz

Pronouns: she/her

Nationality: Croatian

Age: 18

Favorite players: Dominik Livaković, Sergio Ramos, Ricardo Kaká, Yassine Bono, João Félix, Dani Olmo, Lovro Majer, Dominik Szoboszlai (obvious)

Favorite clubs: Dinamo Zagreb, LEICESTER CITY, AC Milan, RB Leipzig (im sorry), Union Berlin

efendim stojan šmrk

Nicknames: Stoja | Stojan | Šmrk

Pronouns: she/her

Nationality: 🇭🇷

Age: 18

Favorite players: 1. Luka Modrić, 2. Sergio Ramos, 3. Dominik Livaković

Favorite club: Real Madrid

General info about the blog

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This is a semi satire blog (the down badness isn't satire). It's run by two people aka Zika Mlaz and Stojan Šmrk. This blog is used to share our personal thoughts and random shit we find relating to the cro nt or football players we like, or literally whatever we want. Before you say you are concerned for us, know that we are too <3.

Most importantly don't take anything here to heart this is literally a joke fan blog so please don't be stupid :)

The feminine urge to be their problematic young girlfriend

no idea where this convo is headed but i love it