Emma: I’m fine.
Julian: No, you’re not fine. How could you possibly be fine? You’ve been STABBED!
Emma: But I’ve been stabbed before, so it’s fine.
Julian: You don’t just develop an immunity to stab wounds!
Kit: I know you’re a hero in the Shadow World, but what about the mundane side?
Jace: No, I’m wanted in six states for arson
Kit:
Jace: and homicide
Simon, meeting the TMI gang after losing his memories: Wait, demons and are real? I thought they were just something made up to scare children... like vitamins
Magnus: Vitamins are real
Simon: Well, now I'm thinking they might be...
Jem, to the fire alarm: How could you be beeping? I just disconnected you. I took out your battery! How could you-
Fire Alarm: Beep
Jem: Don’t interrupt me
This is still one of the best scenes from TLBOTW.
Malec literally being parents here. Alec is so proud and is about to cry over Jace's plans, and Magnus is just basically "You did good. It's just usually you're a reckless dummy."
James: I love you, Lucie. Even if you are Dad's favorite.
Lucie: Me? WHaT? No!
James: It's true. Look, if we were sitting in a sinking boat, you know who he's saving.
Lucie: Cordelia
James: ... yes
Lucie: He's vanished into thin air. Why is it always the great-looking ones who do that?
Matthew: I'm making an effort not to be insulted.
Lucie: I mean... men.
Matthew: Okay, thanks, that really helped...
Will: I’m amazing at picking locks. It’s my specialty
Will: *smashes window with a baseball bat and opens door from the inside*
Will: See? It’s easy
Will: You need a hobby
James: I do have a hobby!
Will: Well, being angsty and sad isn’t a hobby!
Matthew from distance: It isn’t?!
Charles: alastair is mine
Alastair: lol no
Thomas: Where do you want to be in five years, Alastair?
Alastair: *under his breath* Hopefully in your bed
Thomas: What was that?
Alastair: I sAid HoPEFULLY DEAD!
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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