Will: I’m Amazing At Picking Locks. It’s My Specialty

Will: I’m amazing at picking locks. It’s my specialty

Will: *smashes window with a baseball bat and opens door from the inside*

Will: See? It’s easy

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Valentine: Voyages are like children

Valentine: You delete the ones that don’t succeed

Jocelyn: wHat?

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4 years ago

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Jem, staring at his phone: Kit, I have a question.

Kit: What’s up?

Jem: What does “thicc” mean? It has to c’s.

Kit: Uh, well, I- it kind of means, uh, like… I guess it kind of means you have a nice butt.

Jem: …

Kit: …

Jem, squinting intently at his phone, whispers: What the fuck, Lily

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Hands down my favorite thing about TDA and specifically QoAaD is how Clare said "y'all don't like my first MC? Here's what would have happened if she hadn't been around" and it's the actual apocalypse

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Heavy breathing no thank you for listening she deserves everything AND I WAS SO HAPPY ABOUT THAT no not really happy about thule BUT I LOVE CLARY SO MUCH SKFHWOWPDJ and people should stop talking trash about her because she is honestly so relatable not one of those boring characters who somehow do everything perfect and correct she makes mistakes (bad mistakes sometimes) but she fcking learns and tries her best call her selfish. call her reckless. i don't care she's a hero

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

*When Gabriel and Cecily first meet*

Cecily: You have no idea what I’m capable of.

Gabriel: Don’t take it personally, but I feel like I’m being threatened by a cupcake.

[Later]

Gabriel: You’re the scariest cupcake I’ve ever met.

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Cecily: Will is in trouble again!

Gabriel: Yeah, well, I broke my leg… what did he do?

Cecily: He hit someone with a car. How did you break your leg?

Gabriel: … sOMEoNe hit me with a car

Will, in the background: Lightworm, are you coming or not? I don't care, but I'm going to pay the Silent City a visit now, with or without you.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Cordelia: I made a marshmallow Alastair, see? His arms are crossed because he’s mad at all the other marshmallows for annoying him. Do you like it?

Alastair, clearly emotional: It’s okay

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4 years ago

Matthew: Hey, do you know anybody that can teach me how to play the trumpet?

Thomas: Why do you need to learn how to play the trumpet?

Matthew: I wanna wander around and annoy Charles by playing it.

Thomas, thinking about how Charles mistreated Alastair: Technically you don’t need to know how to play it to do that.

Matthew: You have opened my eyes, Thomas

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Gabriel: Please. Don't try to act like you guys care!

Will: Oh, thank God.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Will: Family, I want you to meet my falcon. I'm a falconer now.

James: And yet for Christmas I got a wrapped scrambled egg.

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