Lucie: He's Vanished Into Thin Air. Why Is It Always The Great-looking Ones Who Do That?

Lucie: He's vanished into thin air. Why is it always the great-looking ones who do that?

Matthew: I'm making an effort not to be insulted.

Lucie: I mean... men.

Matthew: Okay, thanks, that really helped...

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Christopher: I can’t believe that Britain is 1903 years old!

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Thomas, about to cry: They’re so fucking stupid

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4 years ago

Anna: Yo, is that guy sleeping or dead?

Matthew: Hopefully dead, I hated that guy.

James: Yeah, so did I.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Julian: It's really cold outside.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Elias: Alastair, I can give you things that last forever!

Alastair: You mean actual parental love?

Elias: I meant trauma

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Matthew, violently shaking: I DON’T UNDERSTAND, I’VE FED THEM, WATERED THEM, WHY ARE THEY DEAD?!

James: Matthew, please put the fertilizer down, you’re scaring us.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Tessa: I wonder where we will be in twenty years

Will: Dead

Tessa: Let’s think positive!

Jem: We will all have a nice house-

Will: … 6 feet under ground

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Jace: lol mundanes are so clueless look at Simon what an idiot

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

TSC books: A summary

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Thomas: I have a boyfriend now

Matthew, encouragingly: A boyfriend?

Thomas: [reflexively gives a panicked peace sign]

Matthew: TWO boyfriends?!

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Will: [pours salt in Jem’s tea]

Jem: [sips tea]

Will:

Jem: [finishes tea]

Will: … didn’t the tea taste weird?

Jem: Well, yes. But I didn’t want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.

Will, tearing up: Okay

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