Houseofashesbrainrot - House Of Ashes Brainrot

Jason: *pointing* Can I sit there?

Salim: That’s my lap.

Jason: That doesn’t answer my question

Jason: ow! son of a bi-

Salim pointing to Zain: Jason! children!

Jason: … iscuit. son of a biscuit.

Nick: nice save.

Jason: yeah. fucking nailed it.

Jason: I would die for you

Salim: I would die for you too

Jason, suddenly very emotional: Please don’t

Jason after kissing Salim: this is sick as af as fuck if im being tbh

zain taking an astronomy class like: ....

Jason: i don’t believe in the moon

Jason: i just think it’s the back of the sun

Zain:..

Zain, reading a book Jason gave him: Baba, what's a brothel?

Salim, after a long pause: It's a place where they make soup.

Jason: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.

Jason: Ask me to kill for you.

Salim: ...First of all, calm down-

Jason: Salim is the kind of person that makes everyone think about them all the time, even when you’re asleep, right?

Rachel: I don’t think of Salim all the time

Eric: I don’t dream about Lieutenant Othman

Nick: When you say everyone, do you mean yourself?

Nick: Hey, Jason? Can I get some dating advice?

Jason, sighing: Just because I'm with Salim doesn't mean I know how I did it.

Jason: Are you a painting?

Salim: What-?

Jason: Because I want to pin you to a wall.

All of the confused marines: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG HIM OR SOMETHING-