Jason: Why Do You Think I Don’t Like You? I Do. I Would Kill For You.

Jason: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.

Jason: Ask me to kill for you.

Salim: ...First of all, calm down-

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Zain: I can’t find my phone

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Zain: wait no-

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im a dude...

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Salim: you often use humor to deflect trauma

Jason: thank you!

Salim: that is not a good thing.

Jason: what i’m hearing is you think i’m funny

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Nick: Aw, no batteries :(

Eric: Aw, what were you gonna do?

Nick: Shine a really bright flashlight in your eyes...

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Eric: I love to call people's opinion of me "fan theories"

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Nick: Hey we should do this insane dangerous thing that would get us all killed!

Jason: My beautiful baby angel child who can do no wrong, you are usually right but in this case I'm going to have to ask you to sit this one out.

Nick: Aw, okay :(

Eric: Or, we could-

Jason: *shoots him dead*

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