Salim: You Often Use Humor To Deflect Trauma

Jason: why do the vampires keep trying to kill us?

Salim: maybe they’re homophobic 

Jason: we’re not gay, Salim

Salim: we're not???

Jason: StOp crossing the road like that, do you have no anxiety??

Salim: Oh, I have anxiety, but my anxiety is more like I'm confident the cars won't hit me but I'm worried the drivers don't like me.

Semper Fi? more like Simper Fi, amirite? 

Nick in the caves: I have to admit, I am not living la vida loca

Zain, reading a book Jason gave him: Baba, what's a brothel?

Salim, after a long pause: It's a place where they make soup.

Jason’s whole character arc summed up

Jason: I suck at apologies, so...Unfuck you or whatever.

So I played among us until four am last night, and instead of... you know... playing the game? I went on several rants about the meaning of happiness and how it ties to the human psyche.

Hey y’all, fun fact if you didn’t know, I wrote a fic like ages ago where Salim moves to London, so... if you wanna check that out it’s linked below<3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35081476/chapters/87385063

Jason: You're wearing makeup.

Salim: Oh, it's just eyeliner. Do you like it?

Jason: Looks... okay, I guess.

*later*

Jason, sobbing into Nick's shoulder: IT LOOKED SO GOOD!

Nick: I know, Jason.

Jason: I'M SO GAY!

Nick: I know, Jason.

Jason: I just finished a 239 page book in like an hour, look at me go :)

Salim: It was a graphic novel.

Jason: Shush, I don't want to hear it from you, babe, you're sick!