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toby fox: haha i made this neat song called “megalovania” for my earthbound romhack! it sounds pretty good!

toby fox, two years later: hmm i need a song for this homestuck flash animation… well, megalovania’s a bop, let’s just reuse it!

toby fox, five years later: hmm, i need a song for the genocide route when the player fights sans….. okay, i’m finished with this neat song called “song that plays when you fight sans”! it sounds pretty good!

toby fox:

toby fox: but not as good as megalovania

You had me at "gay".

You hooked me at "rootbeer".

reblog if you’re gay and love broadway

I turned some of my muses into vampires because I could

reblog if you love vampires, have a healthy appreciation for vampire culture, or actually are a vampire

@yeennqueenn

this is literally the definition of "modern art"

I ignored a previous hashtag

I needed this. I'm having lunch at school and I went from crying about my weight and stress-eating to actually enjoying my meal.

💙 If you’re feeling down, don’t forget you’re special in the eyes of N’Zoth, and he sees all.  💙

I might make my own response to this project.

SORRY FOR THE VERY PERSONAL COMIC!!

This is my half of “Unhealthy”, an essay comic double header with the lovely and talented Sarah Winifred Searle. She and I both wrote about our personal experiences as overweight ladies with eating disorders, and her story is breathtaking! You can buy a physical copy of the book here: https://topatoco.com/collections/abby-howard/products/ah-unhealthy

Or buy a digital PDF here: https://abbyhoward.itch.io/unhealthy

this is the same thing I did as a child except it was a yoyo

So my parent of the gender exclusively referred to as male, although he could have identified as any gender and still have been the parent that provided the male reproductive cell-

Bright: so my father-

Clef: father? Why so formal?

Bright:

Bright: so my daddy-

Clef: no.

who the fuck made this

Hey. You there.

Do you think you’re safe?

holy shit

Based on @spinelxreader 's tumblr post.

Spinel's apology.

humorously decided to try a filter while taking a photo of my crispy-ass french fries

Kasanel Teto

No one can convince me that a Pink Pearl x Spinel fusion wouldn’t have those huge dumb anime pigtails.

You know the ones

if you mean temperature-wise, I'm turning on my box fans. If you mean as in attractiveness, I'd probably shoplift from a candy store and see if I can get back to my original weight. Then they won't be able to find me bc a skinny twig shoplifted and I'm a fucking fatass.

what if you woke up one day and you were hot

*insert image of The Knight (Ghost) from Hollow Knight staring at something scarring to humanity but normal to them*

magical girl shows really did snap when they assigned personality traits based off the members colors

Ah, I see you are a person of culture as well.

me: *falls into void*

the void, regurgitating me: gross

because their differing opinions clash and it offends them that someone thinks different from them

​y'all ever wonder why people aren’t just like. nice to each other

this was funnier in my head

these three videos happen in the same apartment building

this speaks to me on so many levels

today is bi visibility day ✌️. don’t forget to stan bider-man

Fuck yeah, bringing back Zor from Sonic Lost World

You can bring dead people to live again, but for every person you bring back, you have to sacrifice one body part

Wakfu.

Go watch it. It's on Netflix. They got a one up on Tubi for that. Wakfu is my life.

When high fantasy has sci-fi tropes mixed into it, well. I think that's just great!

One of the ones me and my friends play is called "Fish Fry" which is basically the more intense form of Two Truths and a Lie. You tell three crazy stories about things that happened to you in your life that your friends or other players have never heard you talk about, and then have them guess which is a tall tale.

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

don't you ever fucking lie to us again, McDonald's corporation, we ready to sue yo ass

mcdonalds to their workers: remember we can replace you with robots and it would be just as efficient so do not to beg for more scraps.

mcdonalds three seconds later: ice cream machine broken, sorry.

Okay, so kill all of them quickly and painlessly. Got it.

Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

If the red string of fate is a fruit rollup, I'm recreating the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp

the red string of fate

what McDonald's Sprite tastes like

Yeah, don't worry, they do.

just realized that ive been drawing soda in this thing in can form but you get it out of a vending machine at one point and now im realizing i dont think ive ever seen a vending machine that has soda in cans. do those even exist in real life. now im having an existential crisis about soda can

this is fucking beautiful

Pokemon fusions: Moon Moon collection