This Is The Same Thing I Did As A Child Except It Was A Yoyo

did you really have to hit me with that lmao

also dedede has adhd. it might be me projecting onto a comfort character but. fuckit. adhddd.

ADHDDD................ I BIG LOVE THAT

bro projecting onto ccs is so fucking valid...... i share the same hc!!! i’m not adhd myself but i’m autistic and we’re solidarity so!!!!!!!!

@divinelowblood

I finally had a Tumblr post-worthy thought.

Don't you ever, EVER, sit down on the toilet without checking for a spider first.

Because like

you ever just vibe in the shower with the spider sitting on its web in the corner closest to the ceiling?

It's a nice experience when you're having those nervous one-sided conversations as you're desperately trying to pop that pimple on your shoulder.

But like, what if the spider saw you use the toilet sometime before and then after you got out of the shower they were like

"Why do the gigantic two-eyed, four-limbed beings spend so much time on the shiny white stone domestic puddle?" and go to try it out for themself and then they just transcend space and time right then and there and are having this fantastic cosmic experience as their astral energy travels the multiverse

only to get suddenly smashed by a pair of asscheeks because somebody else in the house doesn't fucking look before they leap - or, in this case, sit down

just

just think about it

look before you sit on the toilet, people. Please, I'm begging you.

i was paid to draw kirby looking at fruit, pls enjoy

Okay, so kill all of them quickly and painlessly. Got it.

Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

I'm not complaining about your art, don't worry!! It does look nice! I was just telling alecscharm that it's not the kind of design I would personally simp for. Sorry about the misunderstanding. I suppose my words were a bit too harsh. :(

Allow me to rephrase: Cool art but not a version I'd smooch

SOMEONE PLS TELL ME WHY IM SUDDENLY SIMPING OVER MY HUMAN SKRAEL DESIGN

NEVER NOT REBLOG

I love how the Impidimp line is basically The Little Guys That Steal the Socks from Your Dryer.

And I’m just picturing Morgrems and Grimmsnarls just using their size and strength to steal bigger things. Like you have to solve some riddle to find out where they hid your BBQ grill. Some douche makes an Impidimp cry and the next morning the Grimmsnarls have stuck his car up a tree, how are you gonna get it down, huh? Ha ha!

Once a tourist brought an RV to Ballonlea and like four Grimmsnarls moved it to the other side of town to confuse the hell out of him.

yes

This is me and the mom friend of my squad in a nutshell. Thank you.

this little darling is jevil!

Fuck yeah, bringing back Zor from Sonic Lost World

You can bring dead people to live again, but for every person you bring back, you have to sacrifice one body part

That last pair is me by the end of the 2019-2020 school year

ive been making dialogue boxes w the posts in my papyruscore tag and they’re the best thing since sliced bread