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thank you for this blursed info

are you sure about that

who has the worst url on tumblr.com

the epitome of humor

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

I'm not complaining about your art, don't worry!! It does look nice! I was just telling alecscharm that it's not the kind of design I would personally simp for. Sorry about the misunderstanding. I suppose my words were a bit too harsh. :(

Allow me to rephrase: Cool art but not a version I'd smooch

SOMEONE PLS TELL ME WHY IM SUDDENLY SIMPING OVER MY HUMAN SKRAEL DESIGN

that's why it only means that for the good people

I might be a simp but I'm a simp with specific tastes

I've seen other pictures and he's too tall

Skrael is supposed to be itty bitty

also I'm not a fan of hair that short

for me to simp, the hair either has to be curly or have enough to be flipped

SOMEONE PLS TELL ME WHY IM SUDDENLY SIMPING OVER MY HUMAN SKRAEL DESIGN

babey

Taranza Headcannons because I’m bored

Taranza lives in a little cottage near the whispy woods with a small garden space in his backyard. He’s considered moving deeper into the woods, but he doesn’t want to disturb the animals or whispy himself.

The eyes on the back of his head are nearsighted and are only really good for detecting motion for his own safety

He was one of the first few (alongside Susie) to try and sympathize with the Mage Sisters after the death of Hyness, especially Zan

He keeps a small journal to help him cope with his anxiety and depression and he often writes most things on his mind inside. As a result, he tries to keep anyone and everyone from seeing it out of fear of what they’ll think or that they’ll start to worry about him more.

He also writes poetry on occasion as an outlet!

He occasionally speaks with a nervous stutter and has a tendency to fumble his words even around people he’s comfortable with.

He knows how to sew! Or at least enough to mend fabric and clothing. He’s considering learning a bit more to perhaps start on some basic clothes on his own.

He gets more sleepier during the cold seasons as a result of being the species that he is. It is mostly to conserve energy and warmth during the winter months to avoid needing to stay out in the cold. His current record is sleeping for almost two whole days.

I require headcanons based off of spider-boi or else I will perish in approximately 45 time units

OH DO I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU!!!

Taranza and Sectonia met as children in school and they’ve been besties ever since

Taranza knows how to sew!

(Gijinka) He occasionally wears a pair of mary-janes that he and sectonia got so they could match like twins. Comfortable and stylish!

He’s not scared of storms, but he does have a bit of a discomfort with lightning and the loud booming thunder just because it’s a loud and sudden sound and he’s an anxious boi...

He’s closest with Susie, Magolor, Kirby, and Morpho.

He loves to visit the library and just pick out a book from each genre

Actually if Dreamland was a capitalist utopia where money was needed for everything, he’d probably be a librarian or a full time gardener/florist

He and Kirby sometimes make cakes together when they hang out

He has problems with remembering to eat sometimes when he gets wrapped up in reading, gardening, or on the off days when his depression isn’t as well manageable

His appetite is also really small and he hardly ever eats in big amounts even when he is aware that he’s hungry. He needs to eat-

He sometimes helps king dedede and brings him some nice tea imported from Floralia!

I’ll reblog you some more but here!! Take my Headcanons!!! Will gladly talk about the boy for 0$!!!!

-Mod Taranza, back at it again with the hyperfixations🕸

"meta's face is cute so he hides it" is very valid and cool, imagine the opposite.

whatever orbs are, they are stupidly strong, extremely adaptable fighters and forces of destruction that seem to have one(1) whole solution whenever something doesn't go their way: go on a rampage across the land. that coupled with their endless appetites and diets that includes everything in the galaxy. also they're decently smart

they could very well be one of the scariest beings to come across in the universe, and meta is (or looks just like) one of them

could be that he stared wearing a mask to not make people assume the worse of him. better to be a nondescript knight than a flying orb

however. the whole "orb scary holy hell it could kill all of us" only comes up in places where people even know what an orb are and what they're capable of.

however, in every other part of the universe, gamble galaxy included? "oh how round, aw friend shaped"

@kurogirifangirl @toasterbrainsatyress

Chillin’

@toasterbrainsatyress

kirby on the phone

@toasterbrainsatyress

Kirby Kirby Kirby! That’s a name you should

fear

my D&D group just calls it the soul box because we're all dumb as shit in the game

but yeah, this post caused a problem

There's a lot of accidental anti-semitism in the world , but sometimes I come across the deliberate and malicious anti-semitism im DND and I'm just reminded that no matter how much I love this game it does not love me back and the original creators never wanted me to play it.

Today's example is: Phylactery

In d&d:

In real life

That's right. they named the evil artifact that the evil undead spellcaster hides their soul in after a Jewish ceremonial object.

psst

*slides you the photo*

you didn't hear it from me

looks like Rare Flowah from the first MSM

HI IM TRYING TO SKETCH FLOWAH INTERPRETATIONS AND I MADE THIS. LOOK AT THIS DUDE

but dude

Fluoress

YO WAIT YOU HAVE DAWN OF FIRE?!

Do you have the first MSM game too? I have it and they released Light Island recently, which I'm absolutely hooked on!

i dont have the first cause I DONT MISS HER ANYMORE... i have dof and now im HYPERFIXATING

I was literally the first one to reply and then two people agreed so the poster was like "aight, it's official"

WHY DID PEOPLE AGREE

WHY DID PEOPLE FIND THIS FUNNY, I WASN'T EVEN TRYING-

okay so strickler calls jim young atlas, nomura calls him little gynt, now place your bets as to what notenrique would call him

UGH

THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN ON TUMBLR BUT

Holy shit, it's been a while since I've last posted here, but this thing just happened:

I was playing Identity V on my phone, and I open the game chat on the English channel (The only English channel on the asian server), and this person wrote "Need help from abroad" and "Help Thailand".

I sent them a message asking them to tell me what's going on, and this is the chat:

Trigger warning: mentions police violence

(the screenshots were taken with the person's permission)

So if there's any way to help, please do.

Everyone, please rise up to the occasion and do all you can to help the people of Thailand. The government and police have been murdering helpless citizens for wanting democracy. The people of Thailand can do nothing to defend themselves from these attacks and they keep happening. Millions of lives have been lost.

I was provided with these screenshots from a chat in Identity V (with permission) so please read through them so you can understand. None of the people in the screenshots had English as their first language so please be kind to them.

If anybody can provide other information and pass this along, it would help immensely.

Screenshots provided by @the-shipping-machine

bones will be trommed tonight

Nari is… small.

Now I'm just thinking of the news reporter who held the rooster and when it started flapping its wings he ran away screaming

galacta knight is chicken no i will not elaborate

Thanks?

-Mod Susie

i completely understand what you mean but no.

-Mod Galacta

Technically, he got chicken wings... could be tasty

-Mod Taranza 🕸

spooky chicken

-Mod SKirby

fight him in the Denny's parking lot at 3 AM to get your rage out

after playing superstar ultra i want to turn marx into distilled graped juice

Mod Susie: Unfortunately for you I’m fond of Marx. But.

There are some supporters to your cause.

skirby has the energy of that kidz bop bring me to life cover and pretends to be all emo and edgy and shit but actually couldnt even kill a fly without crying and dmk always has to order for him because whenever he tries to speak to strangers he turns into that “have you ever had a dream” kid

I’ve never actually heard it and looked it up to confirm. HE REALLY DOES.

You have defined him in such a concise, relatable way that cannot be refuted on any point.

how i draw magolor’s cog pattern

WHAT IS THE SOOOOOONG

This was probably dramatically amazing thing I saw on the internet today.

l o n g b a b y

My Beautiful Son