WHAT IS THE SOOOOOONG

Uhh I have a headcannon that Dedede LOVES shiney stuff/ cute things. Like he sees a shiney rock outside or a cool looking shell at the beach?? He takes it without thinking about it! O there’s a cool looking piece of wrapping paper???? Heck yeah he’s a BIG fan. He has like a box FILLED with cool stuff he’s found over the years xD

hell YES i LOVE that SM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is me and the mom friend of my squad in a nutshell. Thank you.

this little darling is jevil!

For me, it was art

We all have that one class that triggers our fight or flight response

love how meta knight started out as a dark, mysterious and powerful being but has gradually turned into a soft yet stupid chad with a sword and a son he needs to pick up from school

@divinelowblood

I finally had a Tumblr post-worthy thought.

Don't you ever, EVER, sit down on the toilet without checking for a spider first.

Because like

you ever just vibe in the shower with the spider sitting on its web in the corner closest to the ceiling?

It's a nice experience when you're having those nervous one-sided conversations as you're desperately trying to pop that pimple on your shoulder.

But like, what if the spider saw you use the toilet sometime before and then after you got out of the shower they were like

"Why do the gigantic two-eyed, four-limbed beings spend so much time on the shiny white stone domestic puddle?" and go to try it out for themself and then they just transcend space and time right then and there and are having this fantastic cosmic experience as their astral energy travels the multiverse

only to get suddenly smashed by a pair of asscheeks because somebody else in the house doesn't fucking look before they leap - or, in this case, sit down

just

just think about it

look before you sit on the toilet, people. Please, I'm begging you.

I was literally the first one to reply and then two people agreed so the poster was like "aight, it's official"

WHY DID PEOPLE AGREE

hol up that sounds kinda adorable

Raise your hand if you want a big giant plant guardian with lil eyeball flowers that watch you curiously

absolutely not but you do you fdhsajfhdsjkfhkj

this was funnier in my head

babey

Taranza Headcannons because I’m bored

Taranza lives in a little cottage near the whispy woods with a small garden space in his backyard. He’s considered moving deeper into the woods, but he doesn’t want to disturb the animals or whispy himself.

The eyes on the back of his head are nearsighted and are only really good for detecting motion for his own safety

He was one of the first few (alongside Susie) to try and sympathize with the Mage Sisters after the death of Hyness, especially Zan

He keeps a small journal to help him cope with his anxiety and depression and he often writes most things on his mind inside. As a result, he tries to keep anyone and everyone from seeing it out of fear of what they’ll think or that they’ll start to worry about him more.

He also writes poetry on occasion as an outlet!

He occasionally speaks with a nervous stutter and has a tendency to fumble his words even around people he’s comfortable with.

He knows how to sew! Or at least enough to mend fabric and clothing. He’s considering learning a bit more to perhaps start on some basic clothes on his own.

He gets more sleepier during the cold seasons as a result of being the species that he is. It is mostly to conserve energy and warmth during the winter months to avoid needing to stay out in the cold. His current record is sleeping for almost two whole days.

Soap? As in handsoap or detergent?

oh i am so genius