This Was Funnier In My Head

but dude

Fluoress

YO WAIT YOU HAVE DAWN OF FIRE?!

Do you have the first MSM game too? I have it and they released Light Island recently, which I'm absolutely hooked on!

i dont have the first cause I DONT MISS HER ANYMORE... i have dof and now im HYPERFIXATING

don't you ever fucking lie to us again, McDonald's corporation, we ready to sue yo ass

mcdonalds to their workers: remember we can replace you with robots and it would be just as efficient so do not to beg for more scraps.

mcdonalds three seconds later: ice cream machine broken, sorry.

humorously decided to try a filter while taking a photo of my crispy-ass french fries

this is the same thing I did as a child except it was a yoyo

okay bro so I’m at school and there’s this kid who rambles and suddenly he goes “I like to end my Thursday night with a couple of drinks” and I was like ‘wait, what, dude you’re only 15-’ until he said “But the problem is, I’m all out of Capri Suns...”

LMAO I stg I don’t deserve this school

@divinelowblood

nintendo: can’t have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???

vacation juice

wedding festivities involved alcohol and the moment Bellroc saw the Fireball they were like

Alternative:

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Take your pick

Aye!

Okay so who else thinks that instead of dancing like normal people. (Y/n) and Skrael would ice skate for the dance thing at the wedding reception

this is literally the definition of "modern art"