Don't You Ever Fucking Lie To Us Again, McDonald's Corporation, We Ready To Sue Yo Ass

Waluigi: I’m getting too old for this. Go, my son.

Piranha Plant: Can I bring Cousin Petey?

Waluigi: Good idea. Make them all suffer.

Piranha Plant: *hyped sentient plant noises*

I know everyone wants to make jokes about Waluigi being mad about the piranha plant but there is a huge chance that Walugi RAISED that plant.

Every time Waluigi gets a stage or race track there are piranha plants everywhere. If he isnt paired with Wario he is paired with a plant, and he is the ONLY person who puts the plants in those pots with the little wedge.

Look at that, its the same pot, it could even be the same plant, just all grown up. The plant even has a waluigi SKIN

The lips match his nose, the purple matches his hat, and the pot matches his L, its even gold, like Waluigi’s greed.

In conclusion, Waluigi is so proud of his child for killing it in smash

I also vote stars!!

Warmer-Winter headcanon

So this is about kind of like the wedding thing.

So skrael and (y/n) get markings on their bodies. Here is (y/n)'s markings

And here's skrael's

Imaginext a little bit smaller.

I have two wedding dresses for (y/n):

Take your pick.

Actually, they're based off demons, so their designs are technically already correct enough. They're not yetis. They're Oni.

zetis need to be more like YETIS so i made redesigns

BEST RESPONSE I COULD'VE RECEIVED, I'M DYING FROM THAT DIALOGUE- 🤣

Ooh, I got one for that fake title thing. "Reach".

What I would write to go with it:

Fluff; Zoe’s can’t reach the top shelf. Douxie helps her but never lets her live it down. In which Zoe gets revenge on the wizard for constantly using his height against her.

Dialogue:

“How’s the weather down there?”

“I hope the ceiling fan hits you on the way out.”

autistic and possibly has an iron deficiency, I don't care if she's shown to trip, she falls way too often to be clumsy

also dedede has adhd. it might be me projecting onto a comfort character but. fuckit. adhddd.

ADHDDD................ I BIG LOVE THAT

bro projecting onto ccs is so fucking valid...... i share the same hc!!! i’m not adhd myself but i’m autistic and we’re solidarity so!!!!!!!!

wait let me look up what flowers would make a "fuck you" bouquet

got it

•Orange lilies (hatred and disdain)

•Tansy (declaration of war)

•Basil (hatred)

•Meadowsweet (uselessness)

•Geranium (foolishness and stupidity)

•Fragrant coltsfoot ("You'll get what you deserve.")

somebody draw this

Taranza knows how to passive-agressively say "fuck you" in flower but he won't tell Magolor and Marx.

oh absolutely he does. and why would he. he needs to be able to send “fuck you” bouquets when he needs to w/o being found out

we need to do some fuckin "Arcane Order as Vines" videos

For the ToA kids

For me, it was art

We all have that one class that triggers our fight or flight response

bones will be trommed tonight

Nari is… small.

I mean... My type is bastards who have the potential to be tender and loving towards their s/o. •Qilby (Wakfu Season 2) •Lumine (Megaman X8) •Dark Taranza (Team Kirby Clash Deluxe) •Carpaccio (Wario: Master of Disguise) •Does Arceus (Pokémon Gen 4 [Diamond/Pearl/Platinum]) count? He was pretty aggressive in the beginning, but that was due to being tricked by the humans- •I kinda wanna count Zor (Sonic Lost World) but then again, he is just depressed bby. Maybe he is tiny bit of bastard because he is sassy mofo.

Oh no… I never noticed a theme in the characters I’m drawn to in fiction before because there didn’t used to be a pattern…

But guys… I think I’ve got a type.

Baby-faced beefcakes with hearts of gold and biceps that could crush a watermelon.