WHY DID PEOPLE FIND THIS FUNNY, I WASN'T EVEN TRYING-

Ah, I see you are a person of culture as well.

me: *falls into void*

the void, regurgitating me: gross

I don't think I want to see him at full power either. But sadly, someone had the bright idea to give us Disbelief Papyrus. But even then, his sprite doesn't move all that much. Even the fan fight sprites move a good bit. This was either laziness, wanting to keep the original charm, or simply the creator's subliminal way of communicating the hidden message to us that Papyrus is basically god-tier.

“Blink Motherfucker” an essay of Papyrus’ battle.

Papyrus’ battle is fucking weird an unnatural and here’s why.

Ok so, think about the battle sprites. 

Nabstablook’s eyes shake so, constatly moving. 

Toriel stays VERY still but her expression changes enough to make up for that.

(I couldn’t find a good gif so uh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmC-pihm8YE If you want proof)

Undyne? bouncing. hair blowing in the wind. 

Mad Dummy? bouncing. 

Mettaton? Dancing his motherfucking heart out. 

Asgore? bounceing. 

Asriel? flying around at the speed of sound. 

Sans? bouncing, swaying side to side. 

Almost all the other monsters bounce and sway as well. 

What’s weird about Papyrus’ battle is he doesn’t move at all.

His cape could be flowing in the wind. But no. Completely still. He could be moving at ALL but nope. But you know what’s REALLY WEIRD?? During the battle…Papyrus’ mouth doesn’t even move. watch a playthrough again….i’m right. 

During Papyrus’ date he moves, his mouth moves, his expression changes, he’s very active. 

But in his battle? Nothing. A statue. It’s like there’s a cardboard cut out of Papyrus.  Papyrus, the most active charecter in undertale not moving a mother fucking inch. 

Blink Motherfucker.

I was literally the first one to reply and then two people agreed so the poster was like "aight, it's official"

WHY DID PEOPLE AGREE

this is why Nari is more cut out for the job

This is what happened when bellroc was babysitting Salsor when he was just a baby:

For the first time

my D&D group just calls it the soul box because we're all dumb as shit in the game

but yeah, this post caused a problem

There's a lot of accidental anti-semitism in the world , but sometimes I come across the deliberate and malicious anti-semitism im DND and I'm just reminded that no matter how much I love this game it does not love me back and the original creators never wanted me to play it.

Today's example is: Phylactery

In d&d:

In real life

That's right. they named the evil artifact that the evil undead spellcaster hides their soul in after a Jewish ceremonial object.

are you sure about that

who has the worst url on tumblr.com

psst

*slides you the photo*

you didn't hear it from me

@divinelowblood

someone needs to animate this

Captive children found each other

This is me and the mom friend of my squad in a nutshell. Thank you.

this little darling is jevil!