Latest Posts by oh-ratts - Page 2

They smol

tiny friend

Beware of werewolf jesus

Seeing a tumblr post before it's in a p.m Seymour video is like being in the same high school year book photo as will Smith

Everyone time I have to Google online slang for the meaning I feel like a divorce dad trying act cool around my teen child

Tis 2/22/22 on a Tuesday

Today is the TWOSDAY! Which might never happen again.

Everyone has their drugs may it be meth, cocaine, crushed up Smarties for some reason but mine is the best for it it's strawberry flavored.

My new year's resolution is to stop being a people pleaser so if you're an asshole to me expect the same energy right back at you.

THIS IS MY PURGE NOW FUCKERS

To all trans guys: short men are cool

To all trans girls : tall women are hot

To all nonbinary/ genderfluid/genderqueer people: you don't owe androgyny, femininity or masculinity to anyone

To all people who are questioning: take your time you will find it

And to all cis people: give a trans friend a complaint or money or both

Headcanon: Danny and sam from Danny phantom are a t4t couple.

If i die may the sheep Feast on my rotting corpse

Kinda miss the days where the only thing you hade to worry about was weather the audio was saying yanny or Laurel and the dress was gold and white or black and blue

It is the annual time of year where you can steal...

But only candy

I AM THE SMARTEST IDIOT I KNOW I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF IRONY!!

Oh no I'm shiping a nerd with a demon again

My vocabulary is

50% memes and quotes

25% bullshit

24% nonsense

And 1% fact

So it's ok if you don't understand what I'm saying cuz i don't either

Saw this at work and i never related more

Do you ever just

[pterodactyl noises]

Me: i think i will do some tomfucklery

Oldest sibling: i think not

Me:

Them:

Me:

Them: not without me

Happy transgender day of visibility!

For all my fellow trans people that are reading this I'm proud of you for seeing this day.

I hope it's a great day for you.

You know what fuck you * ungrills ur cheese*

Zim

base from 🤢 (sick) eyes from 👽 (alien) mouth from 🥴 (woozy) https://t.co/SuJ2b1Gu77

From Twitter

This just might be the night i lay on the grass in the rain. Why? Because my brain is like that.

Someone:are you a boy or a girl

Me: I'm a rat

Someone: what

Me: a ŔÅŤ