Kinda Miss The Days Where The Only Thing You Hade To Worry About Was Weather The Audio Was Saying Yanny

Rebloging as a gay man

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

This just might be the night i lay on the grass in the rain. Why? Because my brain is like that.

I'm a gay man who can't flirt to save my life but will that stop me form make the most shitty pickup lines ever?

Absolutely not

You herd of spin the bottle now introducing spin the knife whoever it lands on you have to stab.

i don't care if he has committed crimes he's just a little guy

"Um I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing" *proceeds to fuck everything up*

I AM THE SMARTEST IDIOT I KNOW I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF IRONY!!

Everyone time I have to Google online slang for the meaning I feel like a divorce dad trying act cool around my teen child

I'm sorry but do humans eat their god??

Actually that would make a lot more sense

what if a rat said cheesus christ

Worm crown worm crown!