You Herd Of Spin The Bottle Now Introducing Spin The Knife Whoever It Lands On You Have To Stab.

You've heard "every machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough" now get ready for:

"Every animal is a pet if you're brave enough!"

I AM THE SMARTEST IDIOT I KNOW I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF IRONY!!

It's pride month you know what that means

Kiss her

Kiss him

Kiss them

Eat garlic bread

Rob that bank

Do whatever you want if anyone tells you can't throw something at them

It's be gay do crime not be straight and lame

Last night i had a dream that a movie theater was playing a movie on April 1st and it was just a rick roll for an hour and a half

Worm crown worm crown!

They smol

tiny friend

To all trans guys: short men are cool

To all trans girls : tall women are hot

To all nonbinary/ genderfluid/genderqueer people: you don't owe androgyny, femininity or masculinity to anyone

To all people who are questioning: take your time you will find it

And to all cis people: give a trans friend a complaint or money or both

reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”

The boop-o-Meter is the best thing I've seen on Tumblr in a while

Zim

base from 🤢 (sick) eyes from 👽 (alien) mouth from 🥴 (woozy) https://t.co/SuJ2b1Gu77

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