You herd of spin the bottle now introducing spin the knife whoever it lands on you have to stab.
You've heard "every machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough" now get ready for:
"Every animal is a pet if you're brave enough!"
I AM THE SMARTEST IDIOT I KNOW I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF IRONY!!
It's pride month you know what that means
Kiss her
Kiss him
Kiss them
Eat garlic bread
Rob that bank
Do whatever you want if anyone tells you can't throw something at them
It's be gay do crime not be straight and lame
Worm crown worm crown!
They smol
tiny friend
To all trans guys: short men are cool
To all trans girls : tall women are hot
To all nonbinary/ genderfluid/genderqueer people: you don't owe androgyny, femininity or masculinity to anyone
To all people who are questioning: take your time you will find it
And to all cis people: give a trans friend a complaint or money or both
reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”
The boop-o-Meter is the best thing I've seen on Tumblr in a while
Zim
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