Everyone Time I Have To Google Online Slang For The Meaning I Feel Like A Divorce Dad Trying Act Cool

Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops

As a creature i absorb the cheese's soul and then eats it corpse as moon glows in the night sky waiting to tell it sorrows to anyone that will listen. i was cursed to have glowsticks bones that will not crack my flesh disagree with my form And the library down the street is shape as a tophat.

The cold night is so calm the it's suspicious like a storm is to approach by i can not fight it or stop it for i am a npc in a game that has been paused for fifty years. It hasn't stop the chaos only the mc's storyline. Tomorrow the town's people will pray to the statue of our "hero" in Hope's that they return. but what hero would leave us defenseless and alone?

So why if you are reading this scroll dear mc fuck you for abandoning the ones who needed you the most, even a horror-filled monster like myself know that they need someone to save them. If you do not return before the next attack I will become someone you could NEVER be. i will rewrite my code define nature to do something better than you could do with your given magic. These townspeople shouldn't have to rely on someone that never cared.

"Oh i can make him better" is "oh i can make him worse" and that

I can be his little henchman that gives his snacks and helps him with his plans!

Happy transgender day of visibility!

For all my fellow trans people that are reading this I'm proud of you for seeing this day.

I hope it's a great day for you.

I'm a gay man who can't flirt to save my life but will that stop me form make the most shitty pickup lines ever?

Absolutely not

What the hell?

I love getting ads for apps I'm in like girl I'm already here

They smol

tiny friend

You've heard "every machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough" now get ready for:

"Every animal is a pet if you're brave enough!"

This is just the tall goth friend protecting their cottagecore friend prove me wrong