Reblog If Your Blog Is Boopable-safe So You Can Get All The (probably New) Achievements. I Don’t Care

Zombie apocalypse but the zombies can still function as humans and they work at walmart.

"this is fred he has been working here for 162 years and not once called in sick".

"you can't call in sick when you're dead Kathryn".

It's pride month you know what that means

Kiss her

Kiss him

Kiss them

Eat garlic bread

Rob that bank

Do whatever you want if anyone tells you can't throw something at them

It's be gay do crime not be straight and lame

Beware of werewolf jesus

You herd of spin the bottle now introducing spin the knife whoever it lands on you have to stab.

Worm crown worm crown!

I'm sorry but do humans eat their god??

Actually that would make a lot more sense

what if a rat said cheesus christ

i don't care if he has committed crimes he's just a little guy

Oh no I'm shiping a nerd with a demon again

A nap is just a snack of sleep

Frog :]