"Oh I Can Make Him Better" Is "oh I Can Make Him Worse" And That

Headcanon: Danny and sam from Danny phantom are a t4t couple.

A nap is just a snack of sleep

I AM THE SMARTEST IDIOT I KNOW I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF IRONY!!

If i die may the sheep Feast on my rotting corpse

Me: *sees a villain with a tragic backstory*

Me: "he just needs a hug"

As a creature i absorb the cheese's soul and then eats it corpse as moon glows in the night sky waiting to tell it sorrows to anyone that will listen. i was cursed to have glowsticks bones that will not crack my flesh disagree with my form And the library down the street is shape as a tophat.

The cold night is so calm the it's suspicious like a storm is to approach by i can not fight it or stop it for i am a npc in a game that has been paused for fifty years. It hasn't stop the chaos only the mc's storyline. Tomorrow the town's people will pray to the statue of our "hero" in Hope's that they return. but what hero would leave us defenseless and alone?

So why if you are reading this scroll dear mc fuck you for abandoning the ones who needed you the most, even a horror-filled monster like myself know that they need someone to save them. If you do not return before the next attack I will become someone you could NEVER be. i will rewrite my code define nature to do something better than you could do with your given magic. These townspeople shouldn't have to rely on someone that never cared.

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