If I Die May The Sheep Feast On My Rotting Corpse

You know what fuck you * ungrills ur cheese*

This just might be the night i lay on the grass in the rain. Why? Because my brain is like that.

Happy transgender day of visibility!

For all my fellow trans people that are reading this I'm proud of you for seeing this day.

I hope it's a great day for you.

reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”

Me: *sees a villain with a tragic backstory*

Me: "he just needs a hug"

Zombie apocalypse but the zombies can still function as humans and they work at walmart.

"this is fred he has been working here for 162 years and not once called in sick".

"you can't call in sick when you're dead Kathryn".

Rebloging as a gay man

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

A nap is just a snack of sleep

Zim

base from 🤢 (sick) eyes from 👽 (alien) mouth from 🥴 (woozy) https://t.co/SuJ2b1Gu77

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As a creature i absorb the cheese's soul and then eats it corpse as moon glows in the night sky waiting to tell it sorrows to anyone that will listen. i was cursed to have glowsticks bones that will not crack my flesh disagree with my form And the library down the street is shape as a tophat.

The cold night is so calm the it's suspicious like a storm is to approach by i can not fight it or stop it for i am a npc in a game that has been paused for fifty years. It hasn't stop the chaos only the mc's storyline. Tomorrow the town's people will pray to the statue of our "hero" in Hope's that they return. but what hero would leave us defenseless and alone?

So why if you are reading this scroll dear mc fuck you for abandoning the ones who needed you the most, even a horror-filled monster like myself know that they need someone to save them. If you do not return before the next attack I will become someone you could NEVER be. i will rewrite my code define nature to do something better than you could do with your given magic. These townspeople shouldn't have to rely on someone that never cared.