It Is The Annual Time Of Year Where You Can Steal...

Headcanon: Danny and sam from Danny phantom are a t4t couple.

Oh no I'm shiping a nerd with a demon again

They smol

tiny friend

I'm a gay man who can't flirt to save my life but will that stop me form make the most shitty pickup lines ever?

Absolutely not

Oh? Oh!

I still don't get it

You've heard "every machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough" now get ready for:

"Every animal is a pet if you're brave enough!"

Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops

I love getting ads for apps I'm in like girl I'm already here

Me: i think i will do some tomfucklery

Oldest sibling: i think not

Me:

Them:

Me:

Them: not without me

Worm crown worm crown!