THIS IS MY PURGE NOW FUCKERS

"Um I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing" *proceeds to fuck everything up*

Me: i think i will do some tomfucklery

Oldest sibling: i think not

Me:

Them:

Me:

Them: not without me

You know what fuck you * ungrills ur cheese*

They smol

tiny friend

It's pride month you know what that means

Kiss her

Kiss him

Kiss them

Eat garlic bread

Rob that bank

Do whatever you want if anyone tells you can't throw something at them

It's be gay do crime not be straight and lame

Worm crown worm crown!

That poor duck :(

LEGO - Rubber Duck 

I AM THE SMARTEST IDIOT I KNOW I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF IRONY!!

Frog :]

Last night i had a dream that a movie theater was playing a movie on April 1st and it was just a rick roll for an hour and a half