Jem: Netflix Lied To Me

Jem: Netflix lied to me

Jem: I’ve never seen bad boy types protecting stray kittens revealing to me their soft side

Jem: It’s always me picking up the kittens.

Jem:

Jem: Maybe I’m the bad boy

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Okay, I'm going to say this once and for all,

Kit Herondale is canonically bisexual! He is attracted to both girls and boys.

If I see YET ANOTHER comment on "iT's nOt hIs GiRlfrIenD bUt bOyfrieNd!!" I'll scream.

It's possible that Kit may have a boyfriend that Tessa is unaware of, BUT it is also possible for Kit to have a girlfriend.

BUT CAN Y'ALL PLEASE STOP STRAIGHT-WASHING KIT OR HATING ON HIS POTENTIAL GIRLFRIEND??

If this isn't biphobia, I don't know what is!

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lasthourstid

5 years ago

Will, on the phone: We just kinda bonked James' head. It wasn't really very hard and he's not acting differently. I'm just worried-

Cecily: Relax, it happens. Christopher used to bang his head all the time and he's fine.

Will: OK, alright. Thanks, it helps. OK.

Will, whispering to Tessa: We gotta take him to the doctor.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Elias: Alastair, I can give you things that last forever!

Alastair: You mean actual parental love?

Elias: I meant trauma

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Christopher: *taking a sip out of a flask* You want some of this?

Matthew: Sure

Matthew: Is that soup, what the-

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Magnus, looking at Alec: What an angle…

Catarina: Don’t you mean angel?

Magnus: I was talking about his jawline, I’m the angel here

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lasthourstid

5 years ago

Alastair: Something tells me Matthew isn't crazy about me.

Thomas: Something tells me that too and it was him.

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Will: Jem asked me what soup I was drinking and I didn't know what to say because I just poured orange juice into a bowl and drank it with a spoon

Tessa:

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

George Lovelace was worthy and the Mortal Cup can go fuck itself

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Matthew, violently shaking: I DON’T UNDERSTAND, I’VE FED THEM, WATERED THEM, WHY ARE THEY DEAD?!

James: Matthew, please put the fertilizer down, you’re scaring us.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Henry: If you're open to me getting a pet...

Charlotte: Yeah, of course. Get a dog.

Henry: No, I don't want a dog. I want a cockatoo to take rollerblading. How cool would that be?

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