Nick: You Tried To Join The Freemasons???
Nick: You tried to join the freemasons???
Eric: No, I just looked into it!
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Zain: can I have a cookie?
Jason: what did Salim say?
Zain: he said no
Jason: so why would I say yes?
Zain: because he’s not the boss of you
Jason, already taking out the cookie jar: you can have two
Jason: The alphabet is somewhere between 25-27 letters.
Nick: Oh yeah, it used to be 28 but they got rid of some letters due to budget cuts.
Jason, counting on his fingers: No, yeah, it's 26.
Nick: THAT WASN'T A BIT?!?!?!?
Salim: it’s been a rough 24 hours, we could stand to do something stupid
Jason: I’m something stupid, do me
Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.
REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.
my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack
I did it in the first try.
OH YEAH
Jason: idk bro, i should probably kiss him
Eric:
Nick:
Rachel:
Salim:
Jason: what?
-eric interrogating Salim-
Eric: Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole, truth, and nothing but the truth?
Salim: no
Eric:
eric, into his walkie talkie: what do I do now?
Nick: What happened to my fun girlfriend?
Rachel: I was never fun, you take that back.
the funny thing about this is that Jason is actually a war criminal
Salim: can't believe i'm the first ever bisexual war criminal ❤ love wins
Nick, out of the blue on a random tuesday: Cats and cows love me.
Jason: How do you know this?
Nick: Vermont.
Jason: Elaborate?
Nick: No.
Nick: Do you support gay rights?
Jason: I am literally dating Salim.
Clarisse: He's dodging the question.
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