The Funny Thing About This Is That Jason Is Actually A War Criminal

Jason: three likes and i'll run Clarisse through with a sword

Jason: *likes his own post*

Eric: *likes the post*

Rachel: >:0

Nick:

Nick: *likes the post*

Jason: okay this was a joke but now i just feel bad post cancelled

Rachel: Ah yes, the four love languages.

Rachel, pointing at Eric: “My family never told me they were proud of me”

Rachel, pointing at Salim: “I'm so fucking tired please god just let me rest for five minutes”

Rachel, pointing at Nick: “Please pay attention to me”

Rachel, pointing at Jason: “Touch Starved”

Rachel: I spy with my little eye something that starts with 's'.

Nick: *looks at Jason and Salim*

Nick: Is it 'sexual tension'?

LMAO 

lol fangirl

im a dude...

Eric: This is my wife, Rachel, and her boyfriend, Nick. Who is also my boyfriend.

Nick: Is it just me or has Jason gotten smarter since he started fucking Salim?

Rachel: No, no, you're right. Is it some kind of STI?

Nick: Sexually Transmitted Intelligence.

Eric: *complaining about Nick*

Eric: He went to a state school

Rachel: So did I

Eric: He’s skinny and pretty

Rachel: So am I

Eric: He’s annoying

Rachel: So are you

Nurse: You scored a 25/27 on your mental health questionnaire.

Jason: So that means I'm good at mental health, right?

*Crisis Counselor enters the room*

Jason: Ah, shit.

Jason’s whole character arc summed up

Jason: I suck at apologies, so...Unfuck you or whatever.

Rachel: I keep telling my boyfriend that he can't love Chappell Roan and be straight, but he does, and he is :/

Eric: I don't know about that,

Rachel: Is Nick gay???

Eric: He was last night...