Jason: Three Likes And I'll Run Clarisse Through With A Sword

Jason: GOOGLE SHABOOZEY RIGHT NOW.

Nick: I know who Shaboozey is.

Jason: GO TO GOOGLE.COM AND GOOGLE SHABOOZEY RIGHT NOW.

Salim: Who is Shaboozey?? Okay I'll Google him. OH!!

Jason: I DISCOVERED THIS WHEN I DECIDED TO GOOGLE SHABOOZEY ONCE.

Salim: My body is a temple.

Jason: Open to anyone...?

Nick: You gotta live more in the moment! Today is a gift!

Jason: Is there a receipt?

Jason: idk bro, i should probably kiss him

Eric:

Nick:

Rachel:

Salim:

Jason: what?

-eric interrogating Salim-

Eric: Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole, truth, and nothing but the truth?

Salim: no

Eric:

eric, into his walkie talkie: what do I do now?

Interviewer: what kind of guy do you prefer?

Rachel: my boyfriend.

Interviewer: how about you? what kind of girl do you like?

Eric: Rachel’s boyfriend.

Salim, eating a cinnamon roll:

Jason, shaking his head: cannibalism.

Salim: *confused chewing noises*

Salim: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Jason and I are dating.

Jason, Nick, Rachel, and Eric: *gasp*

Salim: Jason, why are you surprised?!

Jason: StOp crossing the road like that, do you have no anxiety??

Salim: Oh, I have anxiety, but my anxiety is more like I'm confident the cars won't hit me but I'm worried the drivers don't like me.

Jason: I don’t think Rachel is very happy with you

Eric: why do you think that?

Jason, reading Eric’s phone: “Dear Eric, I hope this message finds you before I do.”

Zain with Tariq in town: I did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it.

Zain: I am eating an entire cake.

Zain: Update: there is more cake than I imagined.

Zain: I see now why my dad didn’t let me do this.