Salim, Eating A Cinnamon Roll:

Salim, eating a cinnamon roll:

Jason, shaking his head: cannibalism.

Salim: *confused chewing noises*

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Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

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houseofashesbrainrot

3 years ago

Salim: [takes a deep breath] Today is gonna be a good day

Salim: [deep breath] There’s going to be no bullshit

Salim: [opens the door to see Jason standing there]

Jason: My shoes are on the roof again

Salim: [closes the door]

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houseofashesbrainrot

3 months ago

Zain: Is 37 a prime number, Jason?

Jason, trying to help with his homework: Fuckin... I'm a marine!!!!

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houseofashesbrainrot

3 years ago

Eric: Whatever you're thinking right now, stop.

Nick: What?

Eric: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid to piss me off so cut it out-

Nick: I love you.

Eric:

Nick:

Eric:

Nick: Also cereal qualifies as soup.

Eric: I fucking knew it.

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houseofashesbrainrot

3 years ago

Jason: Yeah, don’t worry Salim, we had a great time at the pumpkin patch! isn’t that right Zain?

*a pumpkin strapped in the backseat*

Jason: I’m gonna have to call you back

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houseofashesbrainrot

3 years ago

Nick: What happened to my fun girlfriend?

Rachel: I was never fun, you take that back.

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houseofashesbrainrot

3 months ago

Eric: This is my wife, Rachel, and her boyfriend, Nick. Who is also my boyfriend.

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houseofashesbrainrot

3 years ago

Nick: Do you support gay rights?

Jason: I am literally dating Salim.

Clarisse: He's dodging the question.

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houseofashesbrainrot

3 years ago

Eric: truth or dare

Rachel: truth

Eric: do you want to kiss Nick?

Rachel: dare

Eric: kiss Nick.

Rachel: never have i ever-

Eric: that’s not the game?!!

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