Nick: You Gotta Live More In The Moment! Today Is A Gift!

Nick: You gotta live more in the moment! Today is a gift!

Jason: Is there a receipt?

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houseofashesbrainrot

3 months ago

Zain: Is 37 a prime number, Jason?

Jason, trying to help with his homework: Fuckin... I'm a marine!!!!

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houseofashesbrainrot

3 years ago

Nick: What happened to my fun girlfriend?

Rachel: I was never fun, you take that back.

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houseofashesbrainrot

3 months ago

Nick: Jason, you're obviously on some sort of non-vampire related self-discovery journey right now, and as your friend, I'm going to pull out my best tools to help you.

Nick: *opens new tab and types "am I gay quiz" into the search bar*

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houseofashesbrainrot

3 years ago

Eric: Rachel gave me a “Get Better Soon” card

Salim: That’s really nice of her!

Eric: I’m not sick, she just thinks i could do better

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houseofashesbrainrot

3 months ago

Jason: ARE YOU-

Rachel: Fucking.

Jason: KIDDING ME? YOU-

Rachel: Fucking.

Jason: IDIOT!

Nick: What was that?

Rachel: Salim bet Jason couldn't stop swearing for a week, so I’m helping him out.

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houseofashesbrainrot

3 months ago

Nick, out of the blue on a random tuesday: Cats and cows love me.

Jason: How do you know this?

Nick: Vermont.

Jason: Elaborate?

Nick: No.

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houseofashesbrainrot

3 months ago

Jason, who has only seen Mary Poppins once and can't quite remember the plot: ??? So which is it????

Jason: You have that glint in your eye that either says 'I'm Mary Poppins' or 'I'm going to dump your body in that chasm river.'

Salim: We'll never know which it is!

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houseofashesbrainrot

3 years ago

salim is jason’s manic pixie dream boy

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houseofashesbrainrot

3 years ago

Nick: Do you support gay rights?

Jason: I am literally dating Salim.

Clarisse: He's dodging the question.

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houseofashesbrainrot

3 years ago

Eric: *complaining about Nick*

Eric: He went to a state school

Rachel: So did I

Eric: He’s skinny and pretty

Rachel: So am I

Eric: He’s annoying

Rachel: So are you

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