Houseofashesbrainrot - House Of Ashes Brainrot

Jason: They should have a great American bake-off.

Salim: What would they bake, machine guns??

Jason: I would die for you

Salim: I would die for you too

Jason, suddenly very emotional: Please don’t

Jason: Do any of us have good relationships with our dads?

Nick: Well-

Eric: I do! I love my dad.

Rachel: You're like a disney adult about specifically that guy.

Eric: My dad's the best :)

Jason: Why are you so mad at me? Is it because I slept with your dad?

Zain: YOU WHAT?

Jason: fuck, so it wasn’t that

TRUEEEE and he yells at me a lot >:(

Solas is so tragic. How did BioWare go ‘we are making an elven trickster god companion’ and then end up with ‘elf benedict cumberbatch negs you asmr’

Salim: Jason, can you do me a favour ?

Jason: i would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my dna at the crime scene and take the blame for you.

Salim: cool i guess ? can you do the dishes please ?

Jason: no.

Jason: You know they kicked Robin Williams out of Juilliard?

Nick: Really? Oh, man, what'd he play?

Zain: my baba is great bisexual representation you're lucky to have him if you disagree die

Jason, laughing:

Eric: Jason, this is my life.

Jason, still laughing: I know, it just sucks!