Jason, Laughing:

Jason: Why are you so mad at me? Is it because I slept with your dad?

Zain: YOU WHAT?

Jason: fuck, so it wasn’t that

Nick: *throws shade*

Rachel: pick it up. Now. 

salim is jason’s manic pixie dream boy

Salim: Jason, what is your favourite book?

Jason: Favorite book? ...Do Kim Kardashian's tweets count?

Salim: ...No.

Zain: Is 37 a prime number, Jason?

Jason, trying to help with his homework: Fuckin... I'm a marine!!!!

Jason: Hey, Nick, quick question. How much is 256 multiplied by 24?

Nick: Do I look like a calculator to you?

Jason: 

Joey:

Merwin:

Nick, sighing: 6,144.

Eric: You fight like my ex-wife!

Nick: I'm dating your ex-wife. That's a compliment.

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which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

Jason, hatching a plot: Let's do it.

Joey: I'm in.

Nick: guys, isn't that against the rules? What if we get caught?

Jason: Nick Kay, I cannot wait for you to lose your virginity.

Jason, who has only seen Mary Poppins once and can't quite remember the plot: ??? So which is it????

Jason: You have that glint in your eye that either says 'I'm Mary Poppins' or 'I'm going to dump your body in that chasm river.'

Salim: We'll never know which it is!