Salim: Jason, can you do me a favour ?
Jason: i would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my dna at the crime scene and take the blame for you.
Salim: cool i guess ? can you do the dishes please ?
Jason: no.
Clarisse: What's up guys? I'm back.
Jason: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Clarisse: Death is a social construct.
- you’re gay - can read - support gay people - want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it’s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past - are an antelope - or want a chocolate bar.
No one will know which applies.
don’t worry, he’s using headphones
Salim: Everyone has their demons
Salim, holding Vampire!Jason: This one is mine
Nick: C’mon, Jason. Why do you not like Eric?
Jason:
Jason: Have you ever met a man and it’s so obvious that no one in his life has ever told him to shut the fuck up?
Rachel:
Salim:
Nick, shrugging: Valid.
Jason: Salim and I don't have pet names for each other
Nick: what do bees make?
Jason: Honey?
Nick: huh, really thought that would work
Jason: ha! You idiot
Salim, from another room: yeah?
Salim: it’s been a rough 24 hours, we could stand to do something stupid
Jason: I’m something stupid, do me
Rachel: Ah yes, the four love languages.
Rachel, pointing at Eric: “My family never told me they were proud of me”
Rachel, pointing at Salim: “I'm so fucking tired please god just let me rest for five minutes”
Rachel, pointing at Nick: “Please pay attention to me”
Rachel, pointing at Jason: “Touch Starved”
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